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About Me

My name's Annabelle, but my friends call me Ricky.
I eat a shitload. I'm at Whole Foods as we speak. Observe:
There are lots of things about me ... Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
It says Virgo down there... but I'm on the very cusp and consider myself more Libralike.
I am frequently over-dressed or under-dressed, but rarely properly dressed.
I like drawing my thumbs. My new sketchbook is full of only thumb drawings.
I keep it real. And I don't like people playin' on my phone.
My fortes are car alarm impersonation, good lovin and myspacing on off time.
I just spazzed about losing my credit card, bitched like a retard and had the guy cancel my account only to find it 4 minutes later in my wallet because I put it in the front area so Iw ouldn't forget. CitiCards man asks: "For security reasons, you ate at a Mexican restaurant last with the card, what place was it?" And I said: "Taco Bell but I'll have you know that is not Mexican food."
All my friends have bomb eyebrows.
In 8th grade, Sister Mary Catherine threw a rock at the ground out of anger. I asked "Isn't it PE time already" and she was trying to show us this cool rock she found, and she said FINE YOU WANNA GO TO PE THEN GO! and so I did... and the Class of 1997 followed behind me as I proudly led them to PE time.
I am Raf of Rif-Raf and 1/2 of Las Brillantes- pretty much the best rap duo since Reynolds and Ziploc; I am also a nonprofessional ornithologist.
I am the bubble gum that sticks to the bottom of your shoe... psyche I took that from Darkwing Duck. Word to KCal9 after school circa '94.
I'm the kinda G that little homies wanna be like, on my knees in the night saying prayers in the street light.
I've been getting into some pretty tough brawls lately... so if you see bruises on my arms that is why.
I also like drawing on myself

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dill and Fancy Russell

Rondell Bunmen and Steve Gweems at the same time.

Len Muffivan

Music:

Movies:

Television:

Books:

Heroes:

lucy

duke ellington

ricky gervais

larry david

dagny taggart

evan o'dorney

My Blog

baseball: booze, buns and butts

annabelle, cole, jen & karolina (in alphabetical order) present to you: A DAY- er NIGHT WITH THE DODGERS! thank you, dr. kipper! i believe my exact words were: "it looks like we are the romans and...
Posted by Annabelle... n shit on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:47:00 PST

prolix blog about my (unfortunate) day at jury duty

photography isn’t allowed in the courtroom, or else you know how i’d do...9:01 am I posted a bulletin titled "I Am At Jury Duty And Wanna Die." It read:So, I am dumb.I actually called the...
Posted by Annabelle... n shit on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:03:00 PST

lamentations: rejected by o-bamz

Joyce: Man, I was just thinking. Barack Obama is HOT.Annabelle: Hmmmm... I'd hit that.Barack: "Now wait a minute girls... i AM taken"Joyce: Dude, I'll fucking feed you strawberries.Annabelle: C...
Posted by Annabelle... n shit on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:57:00 PST

hemorrhaged eye nights: the ballad of ricky patches

NOW. let me just tell you. i don't mind walking around with a bloody eye.i really don't...BUT. i do mind talking to someone and KNOWING that they're staring at my eye and are bothered by it and not s...
Posted by Annabelle... n shit on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:14:00 PST

the decline of syphlization

I DECIDED WE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH FOOTAGE TO BLOG ABOUT OUR BRAWL BEGGAR ADVENTCH.Micky, Ricky, Hershel and Sylvester's impromptu night of adventure, depicted below, might scare some of you.That's OK ...
Posted by Annabelle... n shit on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:44:00 PST

throw your limbs in the air, and wave 'em like ya just don't care

this is how we do,when our crew wants to get their sip onwhether a karafe or giraffearnerd parmer getcha grip onthere is 1 buns 2 buns 3 buns, four...buns in speedos with mojitossome are slippin on th...
Posted by Annabelle... n shit on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:48:00 PST

una aventura en disnilandia, pero sin bobo!

bobo hwang couldn't make it- but even if he had come, we woulda just made him take pictures of us everywhere ?, but lola, loreen, michelle and i had a disneyland adventure!he probably woulda hated it ...
Posted by Annabelle... n shit on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:18:00 PST

wizards, warlocks and wine

within the galaxy... in the streets of downtown Los Angeles... roam two owl sisters... out for magic... alcohol... and glitter... preferably all at the same timeso this was a last minute thing... we d...
Posted by Annabelle... n shit on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

phantom love and phan-toe hate

It's funny because as the weekend continues... you would NEVER be able to tell off these pics that my toe literally felt like it was being sawed off by baby midgits.Where's a good place to start? Ahhh...
Posted by Annabelle... n shit on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST

f the snow

so i went to tahoe, ill-prepared mind you... i guess on ski trips you're supposed to bring ohhhhhhh skigloves, skiis, skipants, goggles and other things????here you see confusion as i try to scare my ...
Posted by Annabelle... n shit on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:16:00 PST