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Jubba

Trouble

About Me

I like to get kicked out of bars. I like to get arrested. Oftentimes, I put out on the first date.

My Interests

He said that while God will punish those who do such things and that people often speak in just this way it was his experience that God could not be spoken for and that men with wicked histories often enjoyed lives of comfort and that they died in peace and were buried with honor. He said that it was a mistake to expect too much of justice in this world. He said that the notion that evil is seldom rewarded was greatly overspoken for if there were no advantage to it then men would shun it and how could virtue then be attached to its repudiation?

I'd like to meet:

Clint Eastwood, Cormac McCarthy

Music:

Radiohead, Leona Naess, Tool, Elliot Smith, Zutons, Beck, Bloc Party, Damien Rice, Beck, Jeff Buckley, The Arcade Fire, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Springsteen, Randy Newman, Pantera, Roger Miller, Nirvana, Lucinda Williams, Miles Davis, Queens of the Stone Age, Tom Waits, ST, TS, Slayer, Ryan Adams, Babes in Toy land, Modest Mouse, The Ramones

Movies:

Footloose, Three Burials of Melquiadas Estrada, The Proposition, Cool Hand Luke, Adventures in Babysitting, City Of God, LOTR, Revenge of The Nerds, Happiness, A River Runs Through It, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Unforgiven, Grandma's Boy, Benchwarmers, Top Gun, The Crow, All The Real Girls, Napoleon Dynamite, The Accountant, 2nd Place, In the Company of Men, Rock N Roll High School, Time Bandits, Scarface, Donnie Darko, Blood In Blood out, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Sting, Dead Man, Girl on a Bridge, Baise Mois, Bubba Ho-Tep, Quest For Fire, Sullivan's Travels, Beutiful Girls, South of Heaven West of Hell, The Emperor and The Assasin, 5 Deadly Venoms, Friday The 13th Part 3, Chopper, When We Were Kings, The Straight Story, Boogie Nights, Bad Santa, Anchorman, UHF, Badlands, Thin Red Line, Natural Born Killers, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Killjoy 2, The Ring, Return of The Living Dead, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Alien, See No Evil, Children of The Corn, Apocalypse Now, Deerhunter, Raiders of The Lost Ark, Police Academy, Guatamalen Handshake, Girlvert

Television:

V the Series, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Deadwood, Coupling, Heros, Found, Friday Night Lights, Action, The Fall Guy, CHiPs, Get A Life

Books:

Cormac McCarthy, Raymond Carver, Hemingway, Bukowski, Fante, Jane Austen, Johnathon Milton, Robert Browning

Heroes:

Clint Eastwood, Johnny Cash, Al Swearengen

My Blog

Boner

If you received a text from me on Saturday/early Sunday morning at 1:24 AM that said "I Have a Boner", don't overanalyze the text. I sent it to you because I did have a raging boner and I thought you...
Posted by Jubba on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:10:00 PST

V- Day

Happy Valentine's Day! Unfortunately for YOU, cupid thinks you are unworthy so you don't have a date. Don't worry it will be the same next year.
Posted by Jubba on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST

Last Night

If you are one of the 9 girls I booty texted last night at 4am, I am sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I wanted sex. Not a meaningful relationship. I know I might have sent some mixed signa...
Posted by Jubba on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

Congratulations me!!!

She's not pregnant!!
Posted by Jubba on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST

You

If you are privileged enough to be in my speeddial* and you received a text last night that said, "I wish I was with you right now," in no way was that a mass text sent to like 40 people. I don't...
Posted by Jubba on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:34:00 PST

14

I am home for Christmas and was out at a local bar and some girl was asking me to tell her a little about me. I told her that I was the 14th coolest dude on the planet. I wanted to make myself seem ...
Posted by Jubba on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST

I hate to brag, but...

I look stunningly beautiful today.
Posted by Jubba on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:12:00 PST

Christmas Today

I celebrated Christmas with my mom today because I will be in Minneapolis for 11 days during the Holiday. Her twin sister bought her a digital camera so we went and bought her a memory card since her...
Posted by Jubba on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:35:00 PST

Holiday coming up.

To be clear, I dropped my cell phone today, I dropped my gym bag the other day, and I drop my keys on the ground regularly. Very easy items to hold onto. Now, are you sure you want to ram your baby ...
Posted by Jubba on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:01:00 PST

World Aids Day

I just discovered through the internet that today is World Aids Day. Yes, today, December 1st. The greatest thing about World Aids Day is that it landed on a friday. This makes up for Halloween lan...
Posted by Jubba on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:37:00 PST