Jess without the (ica) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I live in flip flops. I drive bare foot. Infact if i sit down or stay still long enough i take my shoes off...its a thing. My feet are paying the price. If i wear socks....they never match. I drive REALLY fast. I have come to hate LA Drivers as they NEVER indicate (use blinkers) drives me MENTAL!!!!!I HATE people with weak hand shakes, i am totally judging you by how you shake my hand. And boys...get some balls, dont be scared. Take them out of your handbag and use them...do something daring. Do guys still shower these days? Or i am i just meeting ones that are smelly? Whats that about?....anyway, rant over........Im blonde but its not real, i have boobs, and they are real. Im bored of the fake people in LA but i still love to sit and watch them as they make me laugh. I love films..obsessively, and i have an opinion about everything. I can be a bitch, but i can play the lost British tourist thing quite nicely to get by he he. Im restless and distracted, is there anyone left with a sense of humour? Someone fun to play with and entertaining enough to keep my attention

My Interests

film film film and film. Taking naps. Drinking and being stoopid. Boys who wear aftershave. Comparing bikini waxes. Gossiping... a.k.a bitching (its theraputic). Driving fast in cars that dont belong to me.

I'd like to meet:

LITTLE MAUDSLEY (HAHA) If my boss knows whats good for him....he'll get me George Clooney...and now! Hot, naughty, cocky, morally challenged nice smelling American boys (ok my heart is still with naughty British rugby type boys...American rugby type boys...now that would be interesting!) with a glint in their eyes. Accent gets me every time..HOT! People who understand that i love my sleep, and im REALLY old now, so i need it. People who party, get wasted and dont mind that im peeing behind a bush because i just cant wait until i get home. Someone that can deal with me that arnt my best friends...im difficult.

Music:

Love a bit of cheese. Love a bit of Stereophonics. Any garage/english type music thats reminds me of home. I wont even embaress myself by admitting what i sing to when no ones around.

Movies:

Chick flicks where the girl gets the boy. Anything original...(or not original if we are talking about chick flicks). Garden State. Lost in Translation. Love Bill Murray. Eternal Sunshine. John Hughes movies. Thomas Crown Affair.....i want a Thomas Crown. Anything English makes me want to stand up and clap and cry all at the same time.....even if it is The Wedding Date. Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels. Almost Famous. American Beauty. Finding Neverland. Sideways. Scrooged. Breakfast at Tiffanys. When Harry Met Sally (best scene in a movie...orgasm scene in the restaurant). The Way We Were........ok im stopping, this is just silly now

Television:

Sex and the City, Grey's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls, The O.C, Desperate Housewives, C.S.I, the whole of the WB ha ha.

Books:

I just read a trilogy and i cant remember all the names, except the first one was called Northen Lights. kind of Harry Potter meets Lord of the rings, with a really nasty not for kids underlying tone. LOVED Da Vinci Code, reading Dan Brown's first one, Angels and Demons now...disappointing imitation to DVC.

Heroes:

My mummy...she rocks. She's not my best friend, but is the most amazing woman who has brought me up so wrong and right all at the same time