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About Me

Fart jokes are funny. Monkeys are too. I have argued many times that lizards are as well, but nobody seems to agree with me. Fie on thee, I say!I should probably write something deeply profound here to make me look smart.Hey, this is pretty funny:..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God. And punch him in the junk. Actually, I'd like to punch a lot of people in the junk. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Mike Watt - Liberty Calls!
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My Blog

"Bogus" Bears Fruit!

OK, so a couple of days ago, frustrated that Bogus had been such a complete failure, I went to look at his settings. I discovered that the birthdate I had given him made him appear to be less than 18...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:34:00 GMT

Bogus is alive and well (finally!)

I was looking at the Bogus profile and realized that the arbitrary date I had chosen for his birthdate (1/1/91) made him 17. I changed that, as well as some other key demographic details, and all of ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:24:00 GMT

Lets see how bad this spam thing is

I'm gonna make a bogus MySpace page that will be used strictly to collect spam "friends". I'm gonna see a) how many it gets b) how long they stay up before turning to pumpkins and c) how long it take...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 13:37:00 GMT

Greatest Misses

The following transcript from an imaginary radio interview never really happened, but should have.  *opening music*From http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/scoop_article.asp?ai=6265& amp;si=126 :Ann...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:13:00 GMT

Something borrowed, something stolen

..> You scored as Materialist. Materialism stresses the essence of fundamental particles. Everything that exists is purely physical matter and there is no special force that holds life together. You b...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 23:00:00 GMT

The Amazing AltoidsPhone Saga

OK, so I did this thing. My LJ entries ought to speak for themselves.v1.0: http://madhatte.livejournal.com/51611.htmlv1.1: http://madhatte.livejournal.com/52829.htmlv2.0: http://madhatte.livejourn...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:40:00 GMT

And Then There Were Eight... or so

PissClonazepamSleepHenceforth, it shall be known as the PCS diet.  I'm quite firmly convinced that 12 Oz. Mouse is trying to tell me something. 
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:02:00 GMT

Here is a thing

I just got a friend request from "Impeach Bush 2006".  I have not accepted it or denied it yet, but it troubles me nonetheless.  I am no fan of our President, and less so of his pet war, and...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:45:00 GMT

Hey, guess what?

Looks like old Tom has been up to some MySpacey shenanigans -- now the "Top 8 Friends" list has been expanded to up to 24.  So, what I did was just make sure that everybody who showed up on my li...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 19:30:00 GMT

Unwashed Heathen

I don't have anything interesting to say here.  I'm just fucking with you.  Really, I'm trolling for comments.  You know how it goes.  Apologies to anybody who expected profundity ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:20:00 GMT