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Paul Morrissey

I am here for Networking

About Me

I've been a high school English Teacher in NYC. A TV Sports Anchor for ABC in California. A college basketball player and a coach. I've also been a janitor, a bellman, and a waterslide traffic cop. For the last 8 years I've been a standup comedian/writer/actor. I live on the beach and never have a tan.Visit my official website, WWW.PAULHASAWEBSITE.COM for video clips and other information. NEW! WATCH MY 4th APPEARANCE ON "THE LATE, LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON" ON CBS FROM JANUARY 26, 2009.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Larry Bird (who is also my biological father), Billy Ocean. But seriously..Bob Newhart, Bill Cosby, Don Mattingly. People who like my comedy and are interested in seeing my comedy shows when I come to their town.

My Blog

Me and Marci from Peanuts- Carmelo Anthony and Juwanna Mann?

Jan 23, 2008 - WHat I'm making my first appearance on the Bob & Tom Radio Show this Friday, Jan 25th. It's a nationally syndicated show, so go to www.bobandtom.com  to see if you can li...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:03:00 GMT

Summer is Over, Back To Work

September 17, 2007 - SUMMER IS OVER, BACK TO WORK Finally an update for my neglected website readers. I'll get you caught up on the last six months with some pictures and sentence fragments. Since I l...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Did you see Paul Morrissey's 2nd time on "The Late, Late Show" on CBS? Click here to watch it

March 7, 2007 Let's say you didn't stay up on a Tuesday night until 1:30a.m., and,  even stranger- tell me you don't have TiVo.   What you are telling me is.... you didn't see my 2...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 23:27:00 GMT

Watch Paul Morrissey on "The Late, Late Show" on CBS, Tues. March 6th

Great news!  I'm making my 2nd appearance on "The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson" on CBS (12:30am), Tuesday March 6th.  I taped my segment on Monday night and it was an awesome experien...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 22:43:00 GMT

Catching up with Paul Morrissey

March 1, 2007   Wow! It's been too long, I really have to get something up here.I haven't written a lot down in the last few months, but instead have lots of pictures. So much has happe...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:12:00 GMT

Performing with Don Ho and The Late Late Show on CBS

August 15, 2006- On my birthday, I performed with Don Ho in Hawaii!!!!   No, I'm not making this up. It was by far one of the most memorable birthdays ever.  I got to perform on The Don Ho S...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:24:00 GMT

Driving The West and wedding gifts from David Sedaris

May 16, 2006- Driving the West Coast / Voss water is expensive / David Sedaris With gas as cheap as it is, last month I decided to drive the entire west coast. Driving from Los Angeles to Seattle.. a...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:10:00 GMT

Heroic Hooter Girls and how I closed down a McDonalds

March 7, 2006- "Heroic Hooter Girls and how I closed down McDonalds." I'm heading up to San Francisco this week. The last time I was there, I had a pretty eventful Sunday night. I worked with a great...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 20:50:00 GMT

HBO's

Dec. 8, 2005- HBO's The Comedy Festival Recap. A month or so back, I entered Wendy's Comedy Challenge. The contest was billed Stand Up For Good Taste which means only clean material. Some comedian...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 22:51:00 GMT