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Susie

MY FAVORITE RIGHTS ARE OF THE BRAGGING VARIETY

About Me

I edited my profile at Doobix.com
Myspace Layouts1. I am obsessed with breakfast. I recently discovered the joy of eggs benedict, which indientally should be renamed. The historical reference is misleading. 2. You know how everyone thinks their cat seems human? Well, mine really is. He sleeps under the covers with his head on the pillow. Oh, and sometimes he talks. 3. I still think Michael Jackson will resurrect his career. 4. I am morally opposed to showering. I only bathe, and no, I don't have a problem sitting in my own filth. 5. My father once had his stomach pumped because he ate too much peanut butter. Apparently not hampered by this event, he still bought an entire pallet of Jiffy from a charity auction in 1999. 6. I would pay a pretty penny to sit down with Bill Clinton and/or Jon Stewart and do the New York Times Sunday Crossword Puzzle over tea and toast. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'm very interested in silliness of all varieties. I also like when Kelly trips. She does this a lot and it's funny every time.

I'd like to meet:

The cast of the Office. I heart Steve Carrell. The Beach Boys. Harry Connick Jr. Billy Joel. Stephen Colbert. Jerry Seinfeld. Anderson Cooper. Roseanne. I am definitely going to have to be friends with all of these people sometime soon.

Music:

Beach Boys, Ben Folds, Harry Connick Jr., The Fray, Stevie Wonder,The Killers, Jason Mraz, Dixie Chicks, Coldplay, U2, Jackson 5.

Movies:

I wish there was an Office movie. All-time fave = Chocolat.

Television:

The Office, Golden Girls, Best Week Ever, 60 Minutes, Daily Show, Stephen Colbert Report. All-time favorites: Roseanne and The Brady Bunch. When does Wings come out on DVD? Can someone get to the bottom of this for me?

Books:

Anything by Bill Bryson, Searching for God Knows What, anything by C.S. Lewis, Dispatches from the Edge, Fun House, Running with Scissors, Another Day in the Frontal Lobe...so many more, but it's major nerd alert.

Heroes:

Eleanor Roosevelt and Pastor Tim (see top friends)

My Blog

ODE TO BREAKFAST

I slept over my friend Christina's house last night and while she has hands-down the best bedding of any human I've ever known (let's hear it for Egyptian cotton sheets and some sort of space-age matt...
Posted by Susie on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

LOONEY TUNES

This won't take long, but I need answers. What in the world has caused the a non-trivial percentage of the population to be obsessed with the Looney Tunes franchise?  The Yosemite...
Posted by Susie on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:08:00 PST

NOT SO MUCH AS A THANK YOU

Tis the season, and as with every December in Pittsburgh, the snow is a-fallin'.  Despite the months and months of preparation time for the season of snowfall people are never prepared.  The...
Posted by Susie on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:44:00 PST

KIDS LOVE ME! (apparently)

Okay, so today I went to lunch by myself.  I really do not enjoy eating out by myself, but a girl's gotta eat.  The main problem with eating by yourself is how the server looks at you. ...
Posted by Susie on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST

MY FUNERAL

My friend Matt and I were talking about funerals and I figure in case he and I die at the same time then other people should know what I want for my funeral:  a limbo contest, karaoke, and cheese...
Posted by Susie on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:07:00 PST

IDIOT MAGNET

Any of you who know me know that for some reason I attract weird people.  (Given that my default picture and many of my other pictures involve me looking like an idiot, I suppose this shouldn't s...
Posted by Susie on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:54:00 PST

MY NIECE IS HILARIOUS

Okay, so my niece--whose picture is in the coveted number one spot on my friends list--is hysterical.  For starters, she looks just like me, but then I realized we have the same freaking default ...
Posted by Susie on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:08:00 PST

I missed all you crazy crazies.

Hey peeps, Okay, so I was absentee for a minute, but you gotta give a girl some time, you dig?  I just wanted to tell you quickly that I am going to update my pictures and get some stuff up from ...
Posted by Susie on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:32:00 PST