I'm not a comedian |
I was having dinner with a great friend last night and my blog came up, specifically the "horse tits" blog.
Gamal was actually the one that noted the similarities to the Lewis Black act that also...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:53:00 PST |
Case and point right here |
Lunch time today, I'm getting off the elevator, and there's a tickle in the Force.
As I'm waiting for the light to change to cross 51st Street, a man with a stroller is coming my way crossing 7th Aven...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:32:00 PST |
Forever curious |
Being that Central Park is to active for someone trying to escape work for an hour, I decide to walk around Rockefeller Center for lunch.
When I get there, I sit on a edge of a planter. Across f...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:42:00 PST |
Summer Sausage |
Back to Central Park for my lunchtime walk. This time, I do the conservatory route.
I'm walking around the lake with the tropical fish in it and I cant help but notice this black dude about 10 y...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:03:00 PST |
Death list |
Lets go over how I've done so far in wishing death on people this year:
Imette St. Guillen - DEADNixzmary Brown - DEAD
Bitchy conductor on LIRR 8:47 Kew Gardens - pending
Aaron Spelling - DEAD
Dana Re...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:56:00 PST |
Sports Bras |
Fucking overrated these things are.
Is there a surgeon general warning out on them?
I was walking through Central Park today and not a single chick jogging was wearing one. It took me back to th...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:43:00 PST |
French Pussy |
The elevator I take at work goes from floors 1-9. 1 is the lobby, 2 is my floor, 3-9 is BNP Paribas, France's national bank. A lot of frogs working up there.
Anyhoo, this morning I'm still...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 22 May 2006 06:32:00 PST |
The walk home...finally a bone! (Bad Day 4) |
So the day's winding down, finally. Take the subway back to the Kew. Have to stop at Austins Ale House. I had place and show money to collect off the Preakness winner today. (H...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:43:00 PST |
Mardi Gras in Forest Hills (Crappy day, Part 2) |
This place blows.
I liked it when it opened a few years ago. Then again, I really didn't know what Cajun/Creole food was.
Then I had a job where I traveled a lot and learned how bad Mardi Gras w...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:51:00 PST |
Billy Wagner (Crappy day, part 1) |
I've always hated this guy and was very vocal in my opposition to the Mets signing him.
I first became aware of this guy when he was on the Astros. He was in that 5-man combined no-hitter (vs. t...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:33:00 PST |
