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Michael Shawki

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well let's see here...I'm 27, I'm Egyptian....and first generation....I'm the luckiest uncle of 3 great kids...I got blessed with a great family that is always keeping life interesting...I have Chron's Disease...That's not an enthusiastic claim...just a statement I wish weren't true....I was born left handed but was forced to use my right hand and give up any hopes of being a crappy middle relief pitcher making millions...I can still be a crappy middle relief pitcher if any team needs me...even though I must admit this before George Mitchell finds out I have done steroids....I'm the only guy who has done steroids and still have a normal sized head and skinny...My life just like anyone elses has had its up and downs...but I'm always trying to find the good out of it....I'm a comedian and am my hardest critic... have one more semester left on a masters in Accounting that I'm very fearful will trap me in a cubicle in H&R block....I have many fears....but I have many more hopes and dreams...At the end of the day I just want to sleep peacefully knowing I don't have any "What ifs" unanswered....I also keep on looking for the good in mankind but somehow keep on witnessing the worst of it....Menez juste la vie au fullest et vivez chaque jour comme si c'était votre dernier..
Placebo - Running Up That Hill, live at Rock Am Ring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ59iX0lmZc

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm at a certain point in my life, where I no longer want to meet the girl of my dreams, but of my reality. An all around type of girl with whom I share interests, can have good conversation with, can deal with a guy who sometimes needs to be pushed in the right direction. The search continues...I've always wanted to know what my (passed-away) grandparents were like. What advice would they have? What would they be able to tell me about my folks when they were my age? Was my dad just as bad as I was or was he an angel????I'm not here to pretend I'm in high school. I'm not here for a popularity contest. I'm here to meet down to earth people like me who want to communicate and be my friend. Not to just be a friend as a number...so if you're interested, or if you knew me back in the day...whether it was from my high school days or from one of my alma mata's...whether or not we knew each other I'm always down to meet some new homies or a clown....my sn is grimisshawki...or add me as a friend.And just remember one thing, guys: Variety may be the spice of life, but consistency is something you can always depend on. Don't we all want that? Something to come home to? And share the moments of bliss? Drinking the cold Budweisers, next to the fireplace? And being merry together? As we all get a little too jolly, and decide to do something stupid when we get drunk. Can't we all just get along?

My Blog

Fahmi The Explorer

When I was a little kid my dad would pile up his errands into one day in order to save the couple of gallons of gas that was at a high of 79 cents.  I usually had to go on this voyage with him co...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:20:00 GMT

Man I must be bored...Im blogging

Just a couple of things I guess I'm back into the shakes again...After another steroid treatment for my chron's disease because that's what keeps on working...I've wondered why so many morons do this ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:11:00 GMT

6 Degrees of Creep

This past year I've noticed that I've had my forcefield of creeps taken away from me...I don't know what I've done to deserve this, I guess I took for granted life without any association of any ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:09:00 GMT

P.S.A. for my kidself

I never as a kid took Smokey the Bear seriously about me being that important to preventing forest fires considering I never lived around a forest of any sort and to me if Smokey didn't care about any...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:08:00 GMT

So you wanna be

This writers strike is starting to drive me bonkers....with all the crap they have managed to pull on tv from recycled rock stars to jeff foxworthy to even karoake....I'm think what in the world is up...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:07:00 GMT

I Love Me A Good Strike

Read the news later...it's great to be a writer...Where can you just take a vacation without your bosses approval and not only still have your job but also be expecting a large raise....The only sad t...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:18:00 GMT

The Guy Code...Not Sacred

What up playas and gamers.... Funniest thing has happened lately to some of my buds....They've been caught cheating....and the funny part is that they don't blame themselves but the guy who went again...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:23:00 GMT

I love to be loathed

Unlike most people...I no longer care if I can please everyone...I've been there done that...Feeding off a boo while on stage or someone's hatred of me or my comedy doesn't hurt me....it just makes me...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:59:00 GMT

To the unlovely sloths of myspace....aka webcam girls

Dear lovely myspace ho I have noticed your pic from somewhere before more like the other 3 profiles that have requested to be my buddy....I reluctantly or accidently viewed your page and noticed we di...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:59:00 GMT

Things I could do without.....

Human nature has really been boggling me lately in alot of aspects.....and it's got me wondering what the hell are people thinking News coverage....Natural disasters, Murders, and news issues all took...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:12:00 GMT