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Comics That Kill

They are ALL guilty.

About Me

I am a traveling comedy show based in San Diego. I can provide you with top-notch comedians for your event (even if it is a public hanging) and we have packages to suit just about any budget. By the way, I will only accept friend requests from comics and MAYBE comedy-related pages.
Who has performed at Comics That Kill? Mark Gonzalez, Cate Muscat, Quartez, Naro Mak, Brian Dowell, Mario Mann, Chelsea Eiben, Joe Wilson, Bret Gilbert, Rob Deez, Gus Arredondo, Gordon Downs, Joe King, Stella Valente, Jon O, Fia Perera, Travis Taylor, Carlos Saenz, Adam Hammer, Fini Goodman, Jessica Cook, Deb Cox, Dava Krause, Mike Vinn, Tacky Jacky, Tim Begley, Mark Serritella, Jon Heffley, Erik Knowles, Charlie Ayers, Jeremy Saville, Joe Charles, Joshua Mullins, Tara Walden, Paul J. Kelly, Jennifer Murphy, Three Day Old Beaver, Sandy Brown, Matt Champagne, Timmy Palmer, Sarah Newell, Ted Mac, Lang Parker, Barry Weisenberg, Galit Levi, Mark Ellis, Dan Bialek, Eric Koziatek, Sarah Blevins, Brandon McPherson, Jeremy Paul, Iliza Shlesinger, Ari David, Amadeus Tafoya, Bob Murphy, Georgia Van C, Stuart Paap, Nick Hoff, Danielle Stewart, Tim Mars, Erik Lundy, Christina Pazsitsky, Stu Swanson, Aaron Hughes, Stephanie Escajeda, Beats, Kristian Harloff, El Jaye, Stephanie Paul, Ron Swallow, Emily Wahlund, Brad Schecter, Zoltan, Amanda Egge, Rick Gene, Thai Rivera, Mal Hall, K-Von, Terrell Battle, Buzzy Enniss, Tim Shaw, Kyle Smith, Matt Zint, Jennifer Rich, Ibo Brewer, Stacy Sanchez, Bob Hansen, Jonny Loquasto, Brian Carter, Natalie Gray, Laura Park, Big Dave, Chris Heard, Debbie Lockhart, Grant Cotter, Ryan Mirvis, Jorjeana Marie, Kinner Shah, Fat Jewish Guy, Dinah Leffert and Bethany Dwyer.

If you want to get booked, don't ask me. If you're on my friends list then it's possible I'll ask you to be on one of my shows. If I book you and you become a headache afterwards ("I don't like the picture that you used on the flyer, can you change it?" and other whiny crap like that) then I probably won't book you again. Also, I want to work with comedians that promote themselves. That shows me that you're serious about what you doing as a comedian. I spend a lot of time promoting my shows (and YOU) so at the very least you can send out a bulletin to let people know that you're performing. I'm not going to put up with your shit, so if you don't like it, go work with someone that signed a deal with HBO or something.
What will you get for performing at Comics That Kill? Well, aside from an inflated or a deflated ego (depending on the circumstances), you'll get fed, cool water from a nearby hose, pictures of you off and on stage. Plus, a free DVD of your set, as well. Cash money is possible depending on how difficult it is for me to shake down the audience.www.jasonfreakinbang.com

My Interests

Lots of people coming to see me. Gay, straight, black, white; I's don't give a phuck!

I'd like to meet:

Funny comics that don't smoke crack before they perform. Unless, of course, that makes them better. In that case, I'm all for it.

Music:

Not that quiet, slow vagina music that you hear in coffee shops. Something a tad more upbeat like Rick Springfield and/or Maggot Infestation.

Movies:

Weekend At Bernies, D.C. Cab, Christmas with The Kranks - the classics.

Television:

Anything with half-naked girls that are over 60.

Books:

Naked Yoga For The Obese, Braiding Pubic Hair In 13 Easy Steps, Bowel Movements of the Royal Family: A Visual Study.

Heroes:

P.T. Barnum, Vince McMahon and Sleestaks for their perseverance through the ages.