Please, oh, please excuse my videos! They are really, really, really old. A lot has changed since then...
About me? I hate people who don't use their blinkers. The pee noise makes me giggle. As a matter of fact, most bodily functions make me laugh. I hate heels. I like scrawny guys. I like cartoons. I'd like a scrawny guy to watch cartoons with... someday... when I'm older. I hate the ice cream truck playing Christmas songs in July. I like pizza. I think Chicago is the greatest place in the US. And sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much. Yes, Geico commercials get me hot. I'm a huge fan of live music, and MySpacing drunk. And making nouns into verbs, And making up words altogether for that matter. As far as drinks go, my balls have certainly dropped. i drink Makers straight up, on the rocks. I think vodka is the most foul substance on the planet, next to Gin. Mullets are very entertaining, and so are little people, howver, I have never seen a midget with a mullet. [open new window, google, midgets with mullets]. Now I have. I'd still like to see one in person, though. I would trust anything that Allstate Insurance black guy said to me. I truly believe he must be a great person. I fall asleep on trains at night, and have a record set of missing my stop four times. I'm strangely proud of that last fact. I love karaoke, but I absolutely cannot sing. Oh, and where would life be without ham-n-cheese Lean Pockets?