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Josh Jacobson

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

you, i would like to meet you, i appreciate the support. I wan't to meet Dane Cook, so that way...i can kick him and steal his crappy movie money, then use that money to buy all of his new CDs, so no one else has to. Harland Williams, Santana, Mitch Fatel, Jim Gaffigan, Ahmed Ahmed, Josh Blue (my name is Josh) The MPAA (so i can kick them). Don Cheadle, Will Smith, Casey Affleck, Dustin Hoffman, George Carlin...more to come

Music:

PUNK!! Classic Rock!! Buddy Holly!! BLUES!! SKA!! REGGAE!! LATIN GUITAR!! JAZZ!! but none of that smooth shit... METAL!! but none of that new shit...

Movies:

seriously....way too many

Television:

I was on the Late Hour With Lorenzo Cordova (he is a user and a deuche) and LUTN

Books:

ON the Road, Of Mice and Men, Catcher in Rye, Lies and the lieing Liars who tell them...

Heroes:

Batman

My Blog

Basically Based on a True Story

He stood on the corner, waiting for the light to change. He stood stiffly with his head cocked, down and to the side...muttering to himself. If he were to be dressed any differently I would ahve passe...
Posted by Josh Jacobson on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:20:00 PST

In Chicago...

well for anywhere really. If a drug addict goes up to you, and says...can I ask you something. Don't go YES! Unless you really like answering questions and then getting stabbed by a heroin needle. I'm...
Posted by Josh Jacobson on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:44:00 PST

Rock Band/ Guitar Hero

What ever happened to people dreaming of being a rock star and actually trying to acheive that dream? Now, they just pick up a fake guitar...and "rock out" What happened to countless hours or wailing ...
Posted by Josh Jacobson on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:42:00 PST

The Best Things in Life are Free...

oh yah, har har, just tell that to the birds and bees. Seriously yo, the best things in life are not free. Pure uncute black tar. Not heroin, but pavement. Smooth black tar, I can drive on fresh paved...
Posted by Josh Jacobson on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:38:00 PST

My Favorite Stereo Type...

Has to be a Nt 70. Damn yah, get a boss system like that and you need nothing else. Seriously folks, racism is bad. Like our economic situation. It is bad like how bad you need dental work after a cas...
Posted by Josh Jacobson on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

To my friends...

lol, friends? My bitches and hoes. that’s better. No, butt seriously. get it? O’ god.. I apologize to my lack of free time. If we are (were) supposed to quote unquote "Chill". Be foe...or ...
Posted by Josh Jacobson on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:46:00 PST

I’m Lazy

I am supposed to be writing more blogs. I just had a bunch of people ask me why I haven’t posted a new one. By a bunch of people, I just mean one, and it was my girlfriend who asked. So, I am wr...
Posted by Josh Jacobson on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:42:00 PST

Poetry isn’t gay: the road less traveled

Check out some awesomeness by Edgar Allen Poe or Robert Frost. Sometimes i like to beleive that I have taken the road less traveled... If there is one bit of advice that i can give, is live for who y...
Posted by Josh Jacobson on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:03:00 PST

Clinton: Obama offers words, not actions...

Okay, as the subject states "Clinton: Obama offers words, not actions " Maybe so, but all it just seems that Clinton can only offer put downs, negativity, and attempts to hurt the Obama campaign. She'...
Posted by Josh Jacobson on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:27:00 PST

I have decided...

That I want to write a book or something. Yet, I am way too lazy. I certainly have the time, and the basic aptitude for such a thing. Like I said, I am pretty much going to think "oh man, how cool wou...
Posted by Josh Jacobson on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:20:00 PST