Old Olympics Rant |
Was anybody interested in the Olympics? Dont worry, nobody else gave a shit either.I did finally check out the medal count, and it looks like it was a race between the U.S. and China The U.S. had ... Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:50:00 GMT |
Material Things |
So this is the story of the crappy stuff that I own.About a month ago I went to the Del Mar Fair and after sampling some of the fine culinary offerings such as a cheesecake on a stick (excellent), a d... Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:57:00 GMT |
Tribute to Carlin |
A Tribute to George Carlin This is my material, but heavily influenced by, and written in the style of Carlin, so picture him saying this stuff. I hope he'd be proud. One of his best fart ... Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:36:00 GMT |
Women |
You know what women do that I really detest? And it's only women that ever do this, you will never find a guy that does it. Sometimes people joke about gay men having feminine qualities , ... Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:30:00 GMT |
Dirty Stinking Mexico |
So we went down to Mexico for my birthday. Five of us, packed in a CRV, I didn't know where we were going until we got onto 5 South.
That's not actually accurate thanks to one of Jimbo's ... Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 00:25:00 GMT |
The Nudy Show |
Well, it's been a while, and I know some of you are dying to know how the nudy show went. Lord knows I posted enough bulletins about it.
Well, it takes about an hour to get out there, and we've ... Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 23:51:00 GMT |
Skunky story |
It was actually a baby skunk. Maybe a teenage one, I'm not sure, it was a little smaller than the Bitch.
So Friday night I'm heading out to go see Jimbo's cousin down at Lestat's and I walk out ... Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 21:01:00 GMT |
Celebrity Who Farted? |
It was a reality game show on SNL. I think it had Carrot Top, Gilbert Gottfried, and some other C listers locked in a room trying to determine...well you get the gist of it.
By the way, i... Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:06:00 GMT |
Things that Rule, Part 2 |
So last night at the House of Blues there was a show with a Bob Dylan tribute guy and a Grateful Dead tribute band. I only saw the Dylan guy, he was alright I guess, but he had a full eight peic... Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 19:05:00 GMT |
My Cat's name is Bitch |
So I have an orange cat, his name is Bitch (his proper name is "the Bitch"), and most of the time he engages in what I would describe as cat-like behavior. We get along for the most part, a... Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:32:00 GMT |