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Three Day Old Beaver

About Me

"I've done a lot of things I ain't proud of. And the things I am proud of...are disgusting."



Three Day Old Beaver is my brainchild - a combination of years of soul searching and meditation blended with a childhood of neglect and horse tranquilizers. No man could go through that and not end up singing songs about hookers and stinky pickles.


In response to your immediate question, I got my logo from a medical pamphlet on how to check yourself for moles. The guy selling the pamphlets may not have been a doctor, so use this guide at your own risk.


Three Day Old Beaver is an acoustic explosion of sexual charisma, virtuoso guitar playing, old fashioned good looks, and of course, subtlety. The live show incorporates sampling of numerous guitar and percussion effects to create an aural masterpiece that leaves most spectators disoriented and a little hungry. All songs displayed here are exactly (roughly) as you would hear them live.


In conclusion, India is a land of contrast. Thank you.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 03/08/2006
Band Members: Digga T - guitars, vocals, loops/samples
Influences: Fat people falling down stairs.
Asian people with blonde hair.
Conversations with the cleaning lady.
One dimensional characters.
Pyramid schemes.
When the Jack in the Box guy has that serious look.
When your thumb slips through the toilet paper.
When black people do that white person voice.
Sounds Like: Shoving your fist in a jar full of mayonnaise.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Old Olympics Rant

Was anybody interested in the Olympics?  Dont worry, nobody else gave a shit either.I did finally check out the medal count, and it looks like it was a race between the U.S. and China The U.S. had ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:50:00 GMT

Material Things

So this is the story of the crappy stuff that I own.About a month ago I went to the Del Mar Fair and after sampling some of the fine culinary offerings such as a cheesecake on a stick (excellent), a d...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:57:00 GMT

Tribute to Carlin

A Tribute to George Carlin This is my material, but heavily influenced by, and written in the style of Carlin, so picture him saying this stuff.  I hope he'd be proud. One of his best fart ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:36:00 GMT

Women

You know what women do that I really detest?  And it's only women that ever do this, you will never find a guy that does it.  Sometimes people joke about gay men having feminine qualities , ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:30:00 GMT

Dirty Stinking Mexico

So we went down to Mexico for my birthday.  Five of us, packed in a CRV, I didn't know where we were going until we got onto 5 South.  That's not actually accurate thanks to one of Jimbo's ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 00:25:00 GMT

The Nudy Show

Well, it's been a while, and I know some of you are dying to know how the nudy show went.  Lord knows I posted enough bulletins about it. Well, it takes about an hour to get out there, and we've ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 23:51:00 GMT

Skunky story

It was actually a baby skunk.  Maybe a teenage one, I'm not sure, it was a little smaller than the Bitch. So Friday night I'm heading out to go see Jimbo's cousin down at Lestat's and I walk out ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 21:01:00 GMT

Celebrity Who Farted?

It was a reality game show on SNL.  I think it had Carrot Top, Gilbert Gottfried, and some other C listers locked in a room trying to determine...well you get the gist of it.   By the way, i...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:06:00 GMT

Things that Rule, Part 2

So last night at the House of Blues there was a show with a Bob Dylan tribute guy and a Grateful Dead tribute band.  I only saw the Dylan guy, he was alright I guess, but he had a full eight peic...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 19:05:00 GMT

My Cat's name is Bitch

So I have an orange cat, his name is Bitch (his proper name is "the Bitch"), and most of the time he engages in what I would describe as cat-like behavior.  We get along for the most part, a...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:32:00 GMT