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Ted Mac

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About Me

Check out the guy with the bright yellow rain suit in the lotus position.FREE HUGS! .. width="425" height="350" ..Look for Ted Mac in the video below. ____________________________________________________________ ____ .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Stand-up comedy, meditation, thrill-seeking, self-improvement, hyphens.

I'd like to meet:

--I do NOT have a TOP 8!I refuse to rank my friends. I love you all equally.

Music:

SONGS: Knock Me Down: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Wonderful World: Louis Armstrong, Symphony of Destruction: Megadeth, I Hope You Dance: Leann Womack, Sheena is a Punk Rocker: Ramones, Love Song: Tesla, Psycho Killer: Talking Heads, I'm a Believer: The Monkies, Right Now: Van Halen, You are so Beautiful: Joe Cocker, I Am I Said: Neil Diamond,ALBUMS: Appetite For Destruction, Countdown to Extinction, Vulgar Display of Power, Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex Pistols, Boston, Art of RebellionBANDS: Sublime, System of a Down, Judas Priest, Scorpions, Suicidal Tendencies, PIL, Metallica, Ozzy, Elton John, Neil Diamond, REM, Eminem, Wu Tang, Ramones, Sex Pistols, Bjork,

Movies:

Office Space, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Wonder Boys, The Salton Sea, Better off Dead, Back to School, Pulp Fiction, Garden State, You Can Count on Me, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, all of the Christopher Guest/Eugene Levy films (Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, Mighty Wind), Jesus' Son, Comedian, Sideways, American Splendor, American Beauty, Life Aquatic, Gandhi, Joe the King (Val Kilmer has only a small part but it's some of his finest work), Happiness, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Heat, Manhunter, 5th Element, Sin City, Pulp Fiction (duh), Amelie, Kids, Trainspotting, Gummo (out there), Bad Santa, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Miller's Crossing, Art School Confidential, Scanner Darkly, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, What the Bleep Do We Know?, The Secret, Clerks 2, No Country for Old Men, Deliver Us From Evil,

Television:

Cops, Chappelle's Show, Everything on HBO.

Books:

7 Spiritual Laws of Success, Zen and the Art of Stand-Up Comedy, You'll See it When You Believe it, The Dancing Wu Li Masters, Power vs. Force, Awaken the Giant Within,

Heroes:

Bill Hicks (Rant in E-minor), David Cross (The Pride is Back), Dave Chappelle (Killin' Them Softly), Doug Stanhope, Maria Bamford, Wanda Sykes, Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Izzard, Jake Johannsen, Sarah Silverman, Doug Benson, Louis CK, Zach Galifianakis, George, Richard, Ellen...

My Blog

Quotes

I'm starting a new list of favorite quotes.  Please feel free to add to it. Normal equals insane.  --Eckhart Tolle Evolve or die.  --Eckhart Tolle "The only difference between a madman ...
Posted by Ted Mac on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:28:00 PST

Poetry

The Laughing Heart: Charles Bukowski your life is your life don't let it be clubbed into dank submission. be on the watch. there are ways out. there is a light somewhere. it may not be much light but ...
Posted by Ted Mac on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST

Im free!

Today is my last day at my dayjob (mass layoff). I already have another job lined up, plus I'm getting a severance package. So, basically they're paying me to get a better job. I Iove it. Here's the e...
Posted by Ted Mac on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:50:00 PST

chain letters, idiots, buttholes

..> i got a chain letter that said if i don't repost i'll have 10 years bad luck. screw you, chain letter. this is me NOT reposting.i'm not scared of you.bring it on. bitch.oh, and if you're one ...
Posted by Ted Mac on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:43:00 PST

DMV sucks

But if you have to go, there are usually hotties to talk to while you wait at the one in Costa Mesa.  However, it's not cool enough to cancel out the vortex of evil being created by the vici...
Posted by Ted Mac on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:39:00 PST

They Might Be Giants : Birdhouse in Your Soul

I'm your only friendI'm not your only friendBut I'm a little glowing friendBut really I'm not actually your friendBut I amBlue canary in the outlet by the light switchWho watches over youMake a little...
Posted by Ted Mac on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:21:00 PST

I'm having a crappy-ass week

i'm gonna check my horoscope because i think my sun sign is in uranus. :)
Posted by Ted Mac on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:24:00 PST

Moshing ain't easy but it's necessary.

I got a bulletin last week from Brian Posehn (Mr. Show) saying he needed metal heads to be in his music video on Saturday.  He's in a band with Scott Ian of Anthrax.  I thought about going b...
Posted by Ted Mac on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:57:00 PST

Quote of the day

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!?Pink FloydAw, Lou. C'mon man, we really like this place.-Tyler Durden [Australians] cel...
Posted by Ted Mac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Convert to comedian profile

  http://collect.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=comedian.con vert ...
Posted by Ted Mac on Fri, 12 May 2006 12:40:00 PST