jokes about chuck norris profiles

Ford [insert something inspirational]

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Follansbee, WEST VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Ron_HermiesLover

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: London,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Sarah Fuller

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Brighton, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends

katie ...walk by faith, not by sight...

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Virginia
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: More to love!

Kai

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: San Antonio, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Dually Certified Lars I need updated pics.....

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CAMPBELL HALL, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Where the wind blows, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Brutha B-rad

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Tujunga , California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Rochester, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

yooni pie It's ok, no one is watching. go pee in the bush!

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Funky Town, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

JABA different like everyone else...

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: National City, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Middle Eastern
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Nate Plissken

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

>A.J.< CHAKAL!!!!

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HIALEAH, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Dan

Age:: 91 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Quahog, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Grand Master Funk

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Keizer, Oregon
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

Ty

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: The Beach,
Country:: United States Minor Outlying Islands
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Kaeka!!! Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: KENNESAW, Georgia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

KID A 3/13 The Toadies in ATX !

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Marcos, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Friends

B-rice

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: jacksonville..true home allways L-town, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends

The LateNighter Chewin' Glass!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Bellevue, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Reverend Dave Yeah, I Updated Myspace...A Little

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Mahwah, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

WALKER I got a problem and I don't know what to do about it, even if I did I don't know if I would quit but

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FRESNO, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Networking

JOSEPH A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says Hey, why the LONG face?

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Freehold, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

i love jessica mariee !!

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Temple, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Whitney I'm trying to understand your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: STILLWATER, Oklahoma
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger

Jimmy Stalking is just another way of saying I Love You.

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: St. Petersburg, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

the blue eyed devil

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends

will_is_ubErChiliPEppeRdom

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Shhh Predators, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Scott Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory...

Age:: 14 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Great Falls, Montana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

ê³ ê°•ê°„ ì•„ì´ ì‚¬ëžŒì„ ë°°ì¹˜í•˜ì‹ì‹œìš” LICK MY WHITE CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS CHILDREN!!!

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TAMPA, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Networking

D is soooo in right now Mrs. Sheckler...and K+K

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CENTREVILLE, ALABAMA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

The Period Bloods Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Licking Creek, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Age:: 24 years old
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

Chuck Norris' Sweet Pirate Bitch

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BREA, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

MR>^<HOT POCKET!!! IM FROM MY COUNTRY A KUZEKHISTAN

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Colin I say dumb things.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FOLSOM, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

!! P.A. !! A Careless Mind

Age:: 65 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Reno, Nevada
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Jill

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New Paltz, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

GOT BOOBY? TO LOVE LIFE, I MUST LIVE THE LIFE I LOVE.

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: baltimore, Maryland
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Lars

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: UNION, Western Australia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships

Coker Sometimes, i forget im still awake. I fuck up and say these things aloud

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MONTGOMERY, BHAM and TTOWN, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kyle This is my headline!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Valley Stream, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Mattie so, you have a c string?

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Portland, OREGON
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Sarius I bite

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Poland
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Matt

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fort America,
Country:: Iraq
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Murr

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: COLUMBIA, Maryland
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Valley Scum "Lemmon Valley Chapter"

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Reno, NV, Nevada
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Millie Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Melbourne, Victoria
Country:: Australia
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

. TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER... TO SURVIVE IS TO FIND THE MEANING

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Dearborn Heights, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends