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About Me

This is Brock Pattison's profile. Brock Pattison is a young Scorpio who plays piano and generally rocks worlds. He can be found at Portland Community College struggling to fill his amazingly good-looking brain with worldly knowledge. He studies music there, because "music is the weapon of the future" and Brock really wants to build his musical arsenal. Brock is destined to become World Leader. Did we mention that he is Scorpio with a good-looking brain? Very good looking. PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

My Interests

God, music, history, and anything else that will make my amazingly good-looking brain be bigger and manlier.

I'd like to meet:

Other lovers of God, other musicians (particularly the members of Dream Theater and Matthew Belamy), and pretty ladies (kind who could be part time models and spend part of their time modeling and part of their time next to me). PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

Music:

I listen to just about anything. Right now my favorite artists are Dream Theater(My absolute favorite), Muse(my second absolute favorite), Stars of Track and Field, Jimmy Eat World, Until June, The Decemberists, Taproot, Blindside, Caedmon's Call, Danny Elfman, Five Iron Frenzy, Hanz Zimmer, James Newton Howard, Harry Gregson-Williams, He Is Legend, James Horner, Justin McRoberts, Leeland, The Killers, Band of Horses, Warren Barfield, Mae, Maroon 5, Matthew, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance, Rufus Wainwright, Rush, Snow Patrol, Finch, Third Eye Blind, Underoath, Sigur Ros, The Used, Escape the Fate, Paramore, The Myriad, Queens of the Stone Age, Zao, Taking Back Sunday, The Strokes. I listen to a lot of rock basically.

Movies:

Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Snatch, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Saving Private Ryan, Lucky Number Slevin,Snatch, Gladiator, The Last Samurai, About a Boy, Hot Rod. And others, but who has time to list them all?

Television:

I only watch TV when it is on DVD. So, this means right now I am hooked on Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Flight of the Conchords, West Wing, and some others.

Books:

The books I read usually have pictures, narrate themselves, and make funny noises when it is time to turn the pages... Actually, I enjoy the Bible, anything by Tolkien, The Winds of War, Sphere, The Power of One, Band of Brothers, Harry Potter, and, (This is way nerdy, so I am just warning you.) Star Wars.

Heroes:

I admire many people for different reasons. I wouldn't be able to do them justice with my words.

My Blog

Chuck Norris Jokes

 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.  Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris once roundho...
Posted by Grand Master Funk on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:39:00 PST