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Scott

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About Me

Sometimes I think my life is like digging a mine with a teaspoon. It's slow going, and every now and then somebody comes along with a bulldozer and fills in my hole, but I just keep digging with my itty bitty teaspoon. Kind of like the little train that could, only I'm not a train and I don't actually have a teaspoon. I'm a way laid back guy who likes the simple things in life: elk hunting, as much snowboarding as the weather will permit, and fishing when I get a chance...just anything outdoors. I like the pine smell you get when you first get out of the car when you drive up to the top of some mountain. It's even better than any "new car" smell. I like the challenge of getting my truck un-stuck when the snow is too deep. I'm in Alabama for a year for flight school, so I won't get to partake in any of my favorite things for a while, but that's okay because flying is fun too. Hold on...you can eject from helicopters, right?..
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My Interests

Hunting, fishing, target shooting, snowboarding, camping, drinking, road trips, trucks, music, movies, helicopters.Here's some cool words I found on a headstone at the Andersonville National Cemetary in Georgia:................................................."Oh ! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun-split clouds,--and done a hundred things You have not dreamed of wheeled and soared and swung High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there, I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung My eager craft through footless falls of air... Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace Where never lark, nor eer eagle flew-- And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod The high, untrespassed sanctity of space, Put out my hand and touched the face of God." What Comic Book Supervillain are You?
You are: The JokerYou are the mosy insane,psychotic villain of them all.You think of nothing but tormenting your arch-nemisis.You have killed countless amounts of innocent people for your own sick reason,and have tortured your nemisis' loved ones.You are one bad mother****er.
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Chuck Norris, although I'd be worried the whole time that he's about to roundhouse me in the face. You just never know with that guy.Chuck Norris Jokes:........Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he p:/gets the pleasure........Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, Too bad he has never cried..........When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women..........Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.........Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean............Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.........If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face........Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris........Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard......Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.".......Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did......

Music:

Some of my favorite bands are Linkin Park, Nirvana, Metallica (as long as they don't try to bust me for dloading), STP, Jack Johnson, Akon, Smashing Pumpkins, Creed, Maroon 5, Cake, Blink, System of a Down, NIN, Godsmack, Pink Floyd

Movies:

Fight Club, Snatch, Freddy Got Fingered, Roadtrip, Eurotrip, The Girl Next Door, Top Gun (we're always quoting that one when we fly haha), Sci-Fi, Monte Python, A Few Good Men, Pulp Fiction

Television:

Sopranos, Nip Tuck, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, South Park, Robot Chicken, The History Channel, Discovery, The Learning Channel, CMT/VH1.

Books:

Picture books...they're great. Especially the ones with the cut-outs that pop up when you open the book. Curious George is my favorite. I stayed up all night reading it- I just couldn't put it down!

Heroes:

If I had to pick a hero that isn't related to me, I'd say that Wiley Coyote is my hero. You could say that he isn't human, and yes...you could even go on to say that he isn't even real. Poor Coyote gets run over, falls thousands of feet, gets ACME crap dropped all over him, gets shot, burned, and blown up with TNT. But he never gives up. He always gets up, dusts himself off, and keeps after that stupid road runner even more determined than the last time.