GOT BOOBY?

** The boogy man checks his closet for chuck norris ** chuck norris is so fast, he can run around the earth and bitch slap himself in the back of his head ** if chuck norris had sex with a man, it wouldnt be because hes gay, it would be because he ran out of women ** chuck norris has the cure for cancer in his tears, too bad he has never cried ** chuck norris wears ribbed condoms inside out so he gets the pleasure ** chuck norris has never blinked in his entire life ** chuck norris masturbates to pictures of chuck norris ** chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did ** chuck norris wasnt birthed like a normal human baby, he punched his way out of the womb and shortly thereafter grew a beard ** chuck norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris ** chuck norris' laundry sorts itself ** chuck norris was the 4th wiseman, he gave the baby jesus the gift of "beard" ** chuck norris makes his internal organs pay rent ** chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding *

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