" Chuck Norris demands that you release Kimber so that Chuck Norris can have sex with her. Yes. Chuck Norris knows that Kimber probably wouldn't survive a sexual encounter with Chuck Norris, and would be more likely to survive a roundhouse kick to the face, but Chuck Norris believes, for Kimber's sake, sexual intercourse with Chuck Norris would be worth it. You should know that Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Chuck Norris' colossal erections.Secondly, perhaps Chuck Norris's last message to you went unseen due tothe extensive posting on your on wall, and it upsets Chuck Norris tohave and make this second post. Don't think this is a joke, for ChuckNorris invented humor, thus knows what is humours, and this is not it.You think that you have a following, but during the 15th century ChuckNorris became tired of sailors complaining about falling off the edgeof the Earth. Chuck Norris then round housed the Earth and made itround. He then created scientology so that one day he could have areason to hate Tom Cruise. Fucking recognize Chuck Norris, or face apunishing roundhouse kick to the sac."
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