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Jill

I am here for Friends

About Me

IF YOU ARE A RANDOM BAND PLEASE DON'T REQUEST ME KTHX
I always sound like a douche when I try to describe myself, so it's best to just talk to me. I'll probably still sound like a douche, but at least this way, I have someone talking to me. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Painting, drawing, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy, grammar, proper spelling, plastic surgery, surgery in general, Jesus jokes, Polack jokes, "your mom" jokes, pretty much any genre of jokes with the exception of Chuck Norris ones, amusement parks, complaining about the ridiculous amount of handicap parking spaces at amusement parks, broadway shows, nice smiles, funny porn, stories about retail jobs, cutting up teenie/girly magazines and making depressing collages out of them, rain, myspace, incredibly comfortable beds, late night runs, driving aimlessly with or without company, holding hands, long showers, naps, unrequited love, board games, irony

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh.omg jill ur so hawt!!!!!11

Music:

Abridged list: Dave Matthews Band, Death Cab for Cutie, Howie Day, Eve 6, Dashboard Confessional, Bright Eyes, The White Stripes, Jimmy Eat World, The Beatles, Rooney, Something Corporate, O.A.R., Counting Crows, Simon and Garfunkel, Lifehouse, Snow Patrol, Fall Out Boy, Hootie and the Blowfish, Savage Garden, Maroon 5

Movies:

Fight Club, Love Actually, Napoleon Dynamite, Garden State, Office Space, Kung Fu Hustle, Rushmore, all Disney movies (excluding sequels), A Night at the Roxbury, all chick flicks, A Nightmare on Elm Street series, The Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pirates of the Caribbean

Television:

Lost, The Office, Clone High, Arrested Development, Family Guy, and other things I'm embarrassed to admit I watch.

Books:

Harry Potter, A Wrinkle in Time, The Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:

Adam Corolla.

My Blog

catapult

Get over yourself, Jill. No one cares. I wanna be the light that burns out your eyes Cause I know there's little things about me That would sing in the silence of so much rejection In every connection...
Posted by Jill on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:58:00 PST

woooo

Hiiii Apparentel,y [eople like my drunkj blofs so here we giooooo I'll probablt delete this tomorrow Nifht of drama, night of fun Soooo good night everikone!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Jill on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:25:00 PST