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The Parselmouths

Crabbe and Goyle, stop asking us out.

About Me

Order "Sssss" While You Can!
The Parselmouths very first album, "Sssss" is now ON SALE!
The Parselmouths first album, "Sssss", has officially reduced to $8 dollars online. Eventually we're going to quit printing this album, so you should definitely buy it while it's still available. :)
United States ($8):
International($10):
This band started in 2004 and consists of two Slytherin girls and one Slytherin boy, Brittany Vahlberg, Kristina Horner, and John Platter. The songs are in the point of view of these three; just Slytherin students going about their day to day business at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Although they hate Gryffindor students in general, Kristina and Brittany can't deny that Harry Potter is the hottest boy in school. John, however, has no opinion on the matter.
If you are interested in booking The Parselmouths for libraries, bookstores, large or small venues, release parties, festivals, or birthday parties (we don't mind driving a little bit!) please feel free to send us a message at [email protected]!
Want to link to us?
You can use this great banner made by Devi!
Our Favorite Fanart ever:
Video of the Moment is....
(These videos are from our Senior Year High School Musical, Seussical!)
Part 2!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/5/2004
Band Website: theparselmouths.com (still under construction)
Band Members: Brittany Vahlberg - Guitar / Vocals
AIM- RockATuneOut
Kristina Horner - Vocals / Flute
AIM- reallysuperneat
John Platter - Everything
Other Band- Avian Survivors
Add our other band/New side Project:
Io & Europa (Outerspace Rock)
Influences: The Entire Wizard Rock Scene!
We really do love everyone, including you.
More specifically, the bands that influence us in some way or another:
Harry and the Potters
Draco and the Malfoys
The Whomping Willows
The Moaning Myrtles
The Remus Lupins
Ministry of Magic
Also, J.K. Rowling herself

The Parselmouths do not have permission from from J.K. Rowling or Warner Bros, nor have they been approved or liscensed. They do not claim to own the right to the word "Parselmouth", or any other aspect of Harry Potter.
Sounds Like: An explosion of awesome on your computer speakers.
Record Label: Cheap Rent
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Parselmouths News and Show Dates

It has been awhile since we've posted some Parselmouths news. And we're up to our ears in announcements, so I'd suppose this is a good time to post a blog.First of all, we're going to be making one la...
Posted by The Parselmouths on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:17:00 PST

Parselmouths Random May News

A few news-worthy things lately.1. We put up a NEW SONG! It's a remix of "It's Not Half Bad", which is track #2 on our new cd coming out in June. I don't know if we've released the title yet, so if n...
Posted by The Parselmouths on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:52:00 PST

The Parselmouths are dissapointed in their fans

As I'm sure you've all realized, today was the first of April, a day of tricks and gags. And today's April Fool's day did not dissapoint - we had websites closing down, bands disguising themselves as ...
Posted by The Parselmouths on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:15:00 PST

Parselmouths have a change of heart

Hey guys,We had our awesome house party tonight, and all of the wonderful people who attended inspired us to take our band in a slightly different direction.Don't worry - we'll still be the Parselmout...
Posted by The Parselmouths on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST

NEW SONG?

Yes, it's really true!We have utilized the awesomeness that is the myspace 5th song and uploaded ANOTHER fantastic track from our upcoming EP. We're supposed to be keeping these songs secret and exclu...
Posted by The Parselmouths on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:58:00 PST

Parselmouths March Update: Rocking and Recording

Hello!It's been awhile since I posted a blog (or at least it feels like it's been awhile) and boy do I have news for you!First of all, I don't know if anyone has noticed, but the shows are just poppin...
Posted by The Parselmouths on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST

NEW SONG!

Yup, it's really true.We have retired "Kicking House Elves" and replaced it with a new song that we recorded just today! The new song can be found on our upcoming album for the EP of the Month Club, w...
Posted by The Parselmouths on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:28:00 PST

Slytherins working hard? Can it be so?

Yes folks, you heard right.These Slytherin girls ACTUALLY worked hard today, and didn't just copy off of the poor Ravenclaw that happened to be sitting next to them.Not only did we go shopping last ni...
Posted by The Parselmouths on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST

Valentine's Day Present?

Hey everyone!Brittany and I are still bouncing off the walls in excitement of how much fun we had Wrocking out on the East Coast... we enjoyed it so much that we're feeling like you fans deserve a lit...
Posted by The Parselmouths on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:39:00 PST

We're Home!

This is going to be short because I am siiiick, but the Parselmouths are HOME and so happy. This trip was a million times more awesome than we even expected, and I promise we're not just saying that. ...
Posted by The Parselmouths on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:33:00 PST