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I want to devote this section to Chuck Norris. Okay I know that there are millions of Chuch Norris facts in this world but these are the best. These jokes have been preapproved as funny by me so if a single joke on this list doesn't make you laugh fill free to give me a dirty sanchez or something. Oh, and if you've already heard it then it should be funny enough to provide at least a smirk. 1. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. 2. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS, but he gives it to people anyway. 3. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing his finger at her and saying "Booya!". 4. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, he was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. 5. Chuck Norris IS the reason why waldo is hiding. 6. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal straight flush. 7. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 8. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. 9. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands. 10. Chuck Norris once inseminated a woman through 6 condoms, a birth control pill, the 1967 Browns Defensive line, and a brick wall. 11. Chuck Norris invented the spoon because a knife was just to easy to kill with. 12. Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees.