psychology, making fun of people, most things music, politics, football & baseball, losing shit, sleeping, making people laugh, internerd, cooking & eating, tea & coffee, wandering the streets of Boston, always being right, Calvin & Hobbes, buying new clothes, Dr. Pepper, falling down, singing badly, dancing badly, picking fights with Ben, riding the T, being cranky, jokes about Chuck Norris, Cranium, quesadillas, pilates, making excuses, offending people & generally being obscene.
Frank Sinatra, Incubus, Foo Fighters, Neil Young, 311, Talking Heads, The Killers, Peter Gabriel, Sammy Davis Jr., Coldplay, Dire Straits, Bob Dylan, REM, Franz Ferdinand, Our Lady Peace, Garbage, The Fray, Led Zepplin, Billy Joel, Weezer, Eric Clapton, Nirvana, David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, Pink Floyd, The Sheila Divine, Queen, U2, Ella Fitzgerald, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Interpol, The Smithereens, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Death Cab for Cutie, Straylight Run, Simon & Garfunkel, Lynard Skynard, Cat Stevens, Pearl Jam, Elton John, Chicago, Journey, Aretha Franklin, classic rock, some new rock (FNX), big band, jazz, singers/standards, oldies, & cheesy 80's hits.
I hate all movies that aren't about sports, zombies, James Bond, or Dustin Hoffman playing an idiot savant.
LOST! Scrubs, Top Chef, Futurama, The Simpsons, Family Guy, House, Law and Order: SVU, The X-Files, People's Court and Judge Judy, Phantom Gourmet, tolerable Food Network shows.
-The Stand
-A Civil Action
-Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations, Why Not Me, all by Al Franken
-Slaughterhouse Five, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, Player Piano or anything Kurt Vonnegut
-Where the Red Fern Grows
-The Call of the Wild
-A Clockwork Orange
-Idiot Girls' Action Adventure Club or other such writings by Laurie Notaro
-and pretty much anything Dave Barry writes, because I'm a geek like that.
Al Gore, Drew Bledsoe, Jeff Goldblum, Sigmund Freud.