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MySpace Comments Graphics Dont think about a zebra with BIG PuRpLe bOObiEswell if you write me we could talk and you'd know everything you needed to know. okay but i love girls i love looking at them and being around them but yeah i love my own the bestest. i cant say i like sex because i really dont care if i get any but damn its fun. tease. i like baseball a shit load but yeah i love to play soccer now so i played for my school and I starting varsity my first year hell yeah im the best ever. so yeah i write tons of poetry and have won many contests...get on my good side ill read some to you. but yeah anything else you wanna know JUST ASK ME i dont care nothing is too personal. bye bye for now

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My Interests

MySpace Comments GraphicsChuck NorrisWhen the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. .. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. .. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. .. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. .. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. .. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. .. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. .. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. .. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist. .. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down. .. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. .. Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. .. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. .. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. .. Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. .. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. .. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. .. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost .. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. .. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. You ever do something that seems normal but then you get so high that it seems all cheezy and you feel all crunchy and dorky for doin' it?!?! It happens to me ALL the time!!!! ..

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i like thicker girls you know. not fat ones no no no but a girl has has some meat on her bones. im not a boob guy at all i could care less but i LOVE A NICE JUICY BUTT and GORGEOUS LEGS. and someone whos not stuck up and doesnt mind talking about anything cuz im random as hell. oh i want someone who can keep a freaking conversation going cuz omg ppl are boring the hell out of me lately and i love making jokes im probably one of the funniest guys you'll meet so instant message me or something cuz im in the mood for some damn fun.. .. . . .. width="425" height="350" ... .

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Movies:

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Add to My Profile | More Videos . . . . . width="425" height="350" .. . . . . . ... width="425" height="350" ..any movie where people get eaten by aliens or killed by a guy with a chainsaw is great but a good comedy BORAT...IS FUCKING AWESOME. JOYEAUX NOEL. a FRENCH/ENGLISH MOVIE IS FANTASTIC IS YOU CAN SEE IT WATCH IT.

Television:

i love everything on tv sportcenter is amazing sports all the time. but comedy central is hilarious i mean all the comedianS are great but last comic standing. its a miracle. spice channel isnt bad either .. width="425" height="350" .. . . ... width="425" height="350" .. . . ... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

i really dont read that much. i am really good at reading i mean if i have to read out loud or something i dont screw up like other idiots do. but when i do read i like john grissom books about the law and brain using type books. which is ironic because my favorite book is the hobit .. ............................................................ .....................
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Heroes:

my hero is my dog beavis he can shit where ever he wants eat when he feels like, piss on everything, lay on all the furniture, eat anything he freaking feels like, screw any bitch he wants, and lick his own balls. come on he should be your hero too

My Blog

Its never the end Unless you let it be

I wish I could make her love me but I cant, I wish I could bring her back but I wont, I wish I could give her everything she needs but she wont let me, and I hope her future love will see the beauty I...
Posted by MR>^<HOT POCKET!!! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:18:00 PST

LOVE like she says is just a word

She said she loved me. I was the only one she loved, called me baby, loved me crazy,,,but she didnt mean it. Saic i was her man while she said the same thing to another. Told him he was sexy and calle...
Posted by MR>^<HOT POCKET!!! on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:57:00 PST

OMG i love love love the ASIAN LADIES

hmong laos mien who cares hotties hotties hotties some might have flat booties but hey others are hot hahahahahahahaha EWWWWWW the ones with...
Posted by MR>^<HOT POCKET!!! on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:39:00 PST

bank of america lady

theres this girl that works at bank of america,the one by my house and shes a cutie and i kjnow ive talked to her before somewhere else and she knows my name i know ive seen her because shes got these...
Posted by MR>^<HOT POCKET!!! on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 07:23:00 PST

Sergey the fake nice guy,real shit talker

your such a little child sergey its not bad enough that you ditch me your "friend" like a little bitch but now you talk crap about me to anyone you can because your jealous&nbs...
Posted by MR>^<HOT POCKET!!! on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 10:32:00 PST

Im A freaking LIFEGUARD..........................at WATERWORLD

Oh yeah im currently going through my training to become a lifeguard at waterworld so if your ever planning on going i'll be there saving your ass hahahahahahaha
Posted by MR>^<HOT POCKET!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Take <y Survey

The Common Sense QuizChicken or Turkey?Stripes or Polka dots?David or Budda?Chicken or the Egg?Starburst or Skittles?Hillarie Duff or Lindsy Lohan?Thongs or Panties?Boxers or Briefs?CREATE YOUR OWN! -...
Posted by MR>^<HOT POCKET!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Love the word and Love the feeling

Never in my life have i felt farther from you Never in my life did I not believe it when someone says "she loves you" I felt closer to you when I was away for the summer then when I was sitting rig...
Posted by MR>^<HOT POCKET!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

girls are bitches(well only a few)

backstabbing girls pretend things and then turn right back on hat they say and what they felt girls are evil thats what i have figured out from talking to many guys the concensus is that ...
Posted by MR>^<HOT POCKET!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I JUST WANNA BE HELD

I WANNA FEEL LOVED, NEEDED, AND WANTED WHO DOESNT EVERYONE FEELS WARM CUDDLING WITH THEIR LOVE I WASNT EVERYONE SPENDS TIME WITH THEIR BETTER HALF THAT BETTER HALF ISNT ME I LOVE IT WHEN ...
Posted by MR>^<HOT POCKET!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST