Chuck Norris facts....3! |
"They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard."
Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris thought up some of... Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:14:00 GMT |
Best Ever Chuck Norris Facts. Ever. Part 2 |
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter... Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 13:42:00 GMT |
Some of the greatest Chuck Norris jokes ever. Ever |
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spade... Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 14:16:00 GMT |