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JOSEPH

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says Hey, why the LONG face?

About Me

.. width="425" height="350" .. "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all of one consciousness, experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death. Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves." - Bill Hicks

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My Interests

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Add to My Profile | More Videos Interests: Tattoos, drawing,painting,music,writing,reading,(pretty much everything in the arts). Riding my Harley. Playing basketball(big surprise huh?) Going out and participating in all types of ballyhoo,and/or Tom Fooleries.

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Music:

Tool,A Perfect Circle,Butcher, Foo Fighters(Dave Grohl is the man), Alice in Chains,Nirvana,Chevelle, The Mars Volta, NIN, BLS, Chili Peppers,Rollins Band, Staind,Primus/Les Claypool, Faith No More(who is no more), Audioslave, Rage, Pink Floyd, Zepplin, Hendrix, Doors, The Man in Black, S.T.P, Pearl Jam, Korn, Soundgarden....

Movies:

Holy hole in a donut,this could take a while....hmm,Busty Cops, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, anything Mel Brooks,The Big Lebowski,Fear and Loathing,Dirty Work, Super Troopers, Goldmember, Im Gonna Git U Sucka!, Interview with the Vampire, Bram Stokers Dracula, Naked Gun Trliogy,Flight of the Navigator(i know its a kids movie but like it so piss off!!) Die Hard, anything Quentin Tarantino,Cabin Boy,Bubba Ho-Tep, Army of Darkness or anything with Bruce Campbell, all the Nerds movies, all the Living Dead movies, Chainsaw Massacre, Devils Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Punisher,(with Tom Jane,not Dolph Lundren), however i have them both. Sleepers, Fast Times, Dazed and Confused, Animal House, All the Batman flicks, Who's the Man?,What Dreams may Come, The Pee Wee movies, The Police Academy's ,all the Rocky's, The Godfather Trilogy,Scarface, let us not forget the entire Star Wars collection,The X-Men fliks. You know what? just ask me, chances are I've seen it.

Television:

Some TV that I enjoy: Seinfeld,Nip Tuck, Rescue Me, The Family Guy, The X-Files,Millenium, almost anything on the History or Discovery channels, no reality shows! Fuse, Southpark, Chappelle, basketball if the Bulls are playing. Howard TV.

Books:

Currently reading a book on Native American Myths,Edgar Allen Poe, Alex Grey's The Mission of Art(amazing),The Shaman's Quest,Thirteen Days(Robert Kennedy's memoirs from the cuban missle crisis),anything written by Hunter Thompson, Inside the Brain,Punisher comics, i like sci-fi, mystery, I stay away from the Harlequin novels ever since they stopped paying me to pose on the covers.

Heroes:

Do everything with a mind that lets go. Do not expect praise or reward. If you let go a little, you will have a little peace. If you let go a lot, you will have a lot of peace. If you let go completely, you will know complete peace and freedom. Your struggles with the world will have come to an end.Insight Meditation- achaan chah.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. Chuck ...
Posted by JOSEPH on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:25:00 PST