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Reverend Dave

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About Me

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Myspace Layouts MySpace BackgroundsMy name is Dave, I have lived in New Jersey all my life but posess only a minimal accent and no obsession with the Armani Exchange or popped collars. Although ignorant people are everywhere, I believe that most are inherently good, they just need to understand one another, and things such as bigotry and MTV reality shows would end in a heartbeat. I am a music snob and know it, and despite what every teacher I grew up with said, I still think fart jokes are hilarious.

My Interests

"That's what she said" jokes, Tabasco Sauce, Sideburns, Nintendo Wii, Dual-Wielding, Chuck Norris, Andrew W.K.'s party ideology, thrift stores, The Past

I'd like to meet:

Whoever deemed it necessary to make sequels to every Disney Movie ever made. I would ask that person what they were thinking, and then marvel at his answer, because no one would make a decision that dumb unless it was somehow helpful or lucrative for someone. Conspiracy theories would aboumd, and I would discover the secret of the universe itself.

Music:

Everything from Thelonius Monk to Anal Thunder. Presently addicted to: Protest The Hero, Lordi, Skybox, and Ben Folds Five

Movies:

I will watch anything without terrible Pikey English Accents. Even Kazaam.

Television:

Scrubs, Heroes, Metalocalypse, Prison Break, The Boondocks, Mythbusters, and one day my dialogue will be as clever as House...someday...

Books:

Like many of us, I love to read, but many times distraction is more powerful than my resolve. Presently Reading: The Once and Future King, Good Omens, Orientalism, and numerous graphic novels.

Heroes:

Open Minds. And Greg Graffin. Lead singer of Bad Religion, and full time Professor of Evolutionary Biology at Cornell. Business in the front, party in the back, everyone.