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Bill Florio

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About Me

Anyhow i'm a dork but I try not to be a jerk. Also I look like a shlub but i'm much more punk rock than you. Guidos in my neighborhood stop and yell out "SLOB" when I'm walking across the street to get another iced tea, but they have no idea that I let the air out of their tires and peed on their japanese motorcycle. You can IM me pepsimoron on aol or yahoo

My Interests

video editing ..

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm , Robert Stack is dead, how about Chuck Barris

Music:

punk rock, the shemps, lost locker combo. (those are the bands I'm in) I hate people that say, I like everything! That usually means they like everything I don't like. Usually these people think everything is top 40 radio. Most people don't put Biance and Anal Cunt in the same cd rack. Well, maybe Artie Philie does... Anyhow, in my own opinion, I make great mix tapes.

Movies:

i've seen em

Television:

I have 5 of them.

Books:

I have 3 of those in front of me too Wait wait, Im just gonna list the authors I have read that arent cool to like I read all the same crap everyone else does otherwise, Pete Earley, Michael Connelly, Richard Price, Steve Martin, Chuck Barris. Ive read all of these authors books. Then theres ones I'm working on like Ed McBain, Lawrence Block, John Sanford, Jon Krakauer, Nelson Demille, John Lutz, Chuck Palahniuk,Eric Schlosser. I seem to like police procedurals , anything really silly and history books the most.

Heroes:

I don't call them a wedge, only people in Yonkers call it that. I did try for a short time to start the trend of calling them cock-bags, but that only got me kicked out of the deli. So I just call em sandwiches on italian bread. It works.

My Blog

In MRR I don;t actually have to title these things

          According to MC Chris, Curb Your Enthusiasm is coming out with a new season.  For those of you who haven't seen this HBO show, it's basicall...
Posted by Bill Florio on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:44:00 PST

Hate Mail

Ok folks, I posted my column here this month.http://bored.knockknockrecords.com/index.php/topic,333 41.0.htmlI dunno if it'd be worth your while to read the 50+ pages of baloney following it. ...
Posted by Bill Florio on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:16:00 PST

I'm pretty much insane.

             Ok, so the topic of my column this month is immigration. Now that I'm as topical as that blue shit only the lifeguards with the bigge...
Posted by Bill Florio on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:04:00 PST

House Shows Rule (so did Hitler)

             I apologize in advance if this column seems more mean spirited and pessimistic than usual.        ...
Posted by Bill Florio on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:34:00 PST

I'm so Prejudiced

             Last month I was watching my friend and band mate Neil Halpin's other band THE MERCY KILLERS.  A much underappreciated 3 piece w...
Posted by Bill Florio on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:45:00 PST

Games

Ok sinc I picked you because you're a good friend of mine and obviously bored and myspace addicted to begin with...Here are the rules:You must write 6 weird things about yourself. It is also important...
Posted by Bill Florio on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST

NOT JUST ANOTHER TYPICAL FAT PEOPLE ARTICLE

             A new law just passed in NYC where it will be illegal for restaurants to sell you anything that contains Partially Hydrogenated Oils....
Posted by Bill Florio on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:05:00 PST

Juicing Rocks

   A few months ago I wrote a column about how one can categorize everyone on the planet into four basic groups. Sorta like the food pyramid, with the vast amount of Drips at the base, with ...
Posted by Bill Florio on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST

Hybrid Vehicles

             My girlfriend has a Hybrid vehicle. It's sorta creepy, when you stop at a traffic light, it shuts off, it doesn't sputter like when y...
Posted by Bill Florio on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 04:22:00 PST

New Found Hate Mail

I wrote this column like a year ago, but Pau... I mean Tony Party just sent me the rejected hate letter he sent MRR. I figure it's worth putting both of em up. THE FAILURE OF TOUGH GUY HARDCORE &nb...
Posted by Bill Florio on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:31:00 PST