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Riff Rocket

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About Me


NOVAQUEEN
"I've broken hearts, made people sing, I've drove a million miles, I've done everything, I'm a rocker."
I am more rock n' roll than you are. In fact, one might even say that I am the queen of rock n' roll. Deal with it and bow.
California girl, sexologist, ex-ballerina, current hellraiser. In other words, I have no morals and I'm a bad influence. When I grow up I wanna be a rockstar. Or a fembot. Maybe both. I've been told that I can make even a lightbulb sound sexy. I am occasionally hell on high heels if you manage to really piss me off. Proudly on the naughty list and I intend to stay there. I am MUCH smarter than you think I am. MUCH.
To the boys (girls can mostly get away with it): I fucking HATE pet names. So don't even try it unless you want a knuckle sandwich.
Oh, and by the way, I am completely innocent. No, really. ::smirk::
How to make a yo yo
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts silliness
3 parts beauty
Method:
Blend at a high speed for 30 seconds. Add lustfulness to taste! Do overindulge!
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My Interests

music, music, music, boys, pretty girls and lunatics, did i mention MUSIC already? art, people-watching, psychology, sexology, (self-)destructive behavior, playing phone tag, pouting, 4 inch stilettos, dammit dolls, tequila shots and diamonds, the 3 Cs (actually, all of my vices seem to start with the letter C), kisses, motorcycles, amoeba records, zippers, origami, causing trouble and stirring up a ruckus whenever possible, martinis by Maurice, guitars, guitars with boys attached, cowboy boots and lassoes, using the B Trick, learning, reading, writing, roadtrips, walks in the rain, setting things on fire (literally and figuratively), solarcaine, dancing, face-melting guitar solos, trying to blow smoke rings, talking like a sailor, harassing people at Walmart, elevators, thrifting, any kind of performance art, sudoku puzzles, running in heels, meeting/corrupting new peeps, reinventing myself, surprising people, bacon cheeseburgers at Wendy's after a show, visiting my dream guitar at Daddy's Junky Music 'cause I'm too poor to actually buy it

oh, and pink huffies, blonde wigs, jars of mayonnaise, and bibles

I'd like to meet:

Listen up pipsqueaks, I'm getting sick of these random friend requests from total strangers so take 2 minutes and indulge me with an email before adding me, k? And just a heads up: your ass is getting erased if you post foolishness like whore trains. Comprenes-tu? Bon.

At long last, after enduring many intensely boring months in San Francisco, I’ve made my move to Hollywood. Now that I’m finally here maybe, uhm, maybe you could be my fwend and show me around 'cause otherwise I might get lost in such a big scawie city. (I have an astonishing propensity for getting lost.) However, this would be after you endure a rigorous testing period of seemingly impossible length before I at last determine whether you are the type of person I'd like to have breakfast with or the type of person I'd eat for breakfast. (Ok, lunch. I hate getting up early.)

Slash... in a hotel room... specifically that recockulous Hugh Hefner suite at the Palms in Vegas - I want the revolving bed, the mirrors, the hot tub, the poles... sorry, got a little distracted there for a second. Not that I wouldn't settle for a sleazy quickie in the bathroom at the Burgundy or something. Alright, I'm back, where was I? Who do I wanna meet? Satan. Oh, wait - that's me. Nevermind. Your ass. Not you, just your ass... so I can kick it. Emo kids in dark alleys. I'm taking out Mitchum men one at a time. Die Mitchum men! DIE!

Music:

Holy guacamole! This list will never be done! A Perfect Circle, A-Ha, ABBA, AC/DC, Adams, Adema, The Adverts, Aerosmith, AFI, Al Di Meola, Albert King, Alice Cooper, Alice In Chains, Alkaline Trio, The Allman Brothers Band, Andrew W.K., Ani DiFranco, Anthrax, At the Gates, Ataris, Audioslave, Avenged Sevenfold, Babes in Toyland, baby boy h , Bach, Backyard Babies, Bad English, Bad Religion, B.B. King, The Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Beatallica, The Beatles, Beck, Bee Gees, Beethoven, Behemoth, Bellini, Betty Blowtorch, Bikini Kill, Billie Holiday, Billy Idol, Bizet, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Bleeding Through, Blondie, Bloodhound Gang, Blur, Bob Dylan, Bon Jovi, The Bon Savants, Boston, Bouncing Souls, Brahms, The Bravery, Bruce Springsteen, Buckcherry, Bullet For My Valentine, Bullets and Octane, Butch Walker, Butthole Surfers, Cake, Cannibal Corpse, The Cars, The Chainletter, The Charms , Cheap Trick, The Chelsea Smiles, Chicago, Chicks on Speed, Children Of Bodom, Chopin, Chuck Berry, Cinderella, Camp Kill Yourself, The Clash, Clouds, Coldplay, Cradle of Filth, The Cramps, Crankshaft, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, The Cult, The Cure, Curtis Mayfield, Curve, Damn Personals , Damned, Damone , Danny Pruitt, Danzig, The Darkness, Dave Alpert, David Bowie, David Lee Roth, Dead Kennedys, Dean Martin, Death, Debussy, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Delibes, Depeche Mode, Dido, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dinosaur Jr., Dio, Dispatch, The Distillers, Dirty Pretty Things, Disturbed, Dokken, The Donnas, The Doors, DragonForce, The Dresden Dolls, Drive-By Truckers, Dropkick Murphys, The Ducky Boys, Duran Duran, Dusty Springfield, Dvorak, The Dwarves, Eagles of Death Metal, Eartha Kitt, Eclectic Collective, Edith Piaf, Editors, Electric Six, Electric Light Orchestra, Electro Quarterstaff, Elefant, Ella Fitzgerald, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Emperor, The Exploding Hearts, Face to Face, Fall Out Boy, Faster Pussycat, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, Foreigner, Frank Sinatra, Frank Smith, Frank Zappa, Frontline Assembly, Fu Manchu, Fuel, Galneryus, Garbage, Genitorturers, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, The Germs, Gershwin, The Get Up Kids, Glass, Glazunov, Gliere, Gluck, Gluecifer, Gorillaz, Gounod, Grieg, The Guess Who, Guns N' Roses, Gwar, Hanoi Rocks, Happy Campers, Hatebreed, Heaven and Hell, Hellacopters, Helloween, The Hidden, HIM, Himsa, The Hives, Hole, Hot Hot Heat, Hydronaut , Iggy and the Stooges, In Flames, Incubus, Interpol, Iron Maiden, Ivanov, J. Geils Band, James Brown, Jane’s Addiction, Jawbreaker, Jeff Buckley, The Jesus And Mary Chain, Jetboy, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Judas Priest, The Kinks, KISS, KMFDM, Kool And The Gang, Kristin Cifelli , Kyuss, L7, LA Guns, Lacuna Coil, Ladytron, Lamb, Lamb Of God, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Le Tigre, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Less Than Jake, The Libertines, Ligeti, Liszt, Lit, Lita Ford, The Little Emo Quartet, Los Lonely Boys, Lost City Angels, Lostprophets, Louis XIV, Love Weapon, Lush, Lynyrd Skynyrd, MacMillan, Mad Man Films , Magnet, Mahler, Mando Diao, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Mary Timony, Massenet, Math the Band, MC5, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Megadeth, Mendelssohn, Meshuggah, Mest, Metallica, The Meteors, Michael Jackson, Midnight Creeps , Mike Woods , Ministry, Minkus, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Modest Mouse, The Mooney Suzuki, Morbid Angel, Morrissey, Mortician, Motherboar, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Motorpsycho, Mozart, Murder By Death, Murder City Devils, Murder Mile, Murderdolls, Muse, The Music, Mussorgsky, My Bloody Valentine, My Chemical Romance, Napalm Death, Nekromantix, Nevermore, New Order, New Pornographers, New York Dolls, Nick Cave, Nickelback, Nightmare of You, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, NY Rel-X, Oasis, The Octave Museum, Offenbach, The Offspring, Op Ivy, Orgy, Ozzy Osbourne, The Panic Channel, Pantera, Pat Benatar, Patty Griffin, The Paybacks, Peaches, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Pet Shop Boys, Piebald, Pink Floyd, Pitty Sing, Pixies, Placebo, Poison, The Police, The Poorboys, Portishead, The Postal Service, Poulenc, Pretenders, Pretty Boy Floyd, Prick, Primal Scream, Prince, Prokofiev, Puccini, Pugni, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Queensryche, Quiet Riot, Rachmaninov, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rameau, The Ramones, Rancid, Ratt, Ravel, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Red Invasion , REO Speedwagon, The Reverend Horton Heat, Rimsky-Korsakov, Rob Zombie, Rock City Crimewave, Rocket From the Crypt, Rolling Stones, Rossini, The Runaways, Rye Coalition, Sahara Hotnights, Saint-Saens, Saliva, Sanctuary, Sarah McLachlan, Scissor Sisters, Scarlatti, Schoenberg, Schubert, Schumann, The Scorpions, Sex Pistols, Shakira, Shawn Colvin, Sheryl Crowe, The Shins, Shiny Toy Guns, Shostakovich, Sigur Ros, Silverchair, Simon and Garfunkel, Sinners and Saints , Siouxsie, Skid Row, Slash's Snakepit, Slaughter, Slayer, Slipknot, Slunt, Smashing Pumpkins, Smile Empty Soul, The Smiths, Social Distortion, Soft Cell, Songs For Snakes, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, The Sounds, The Star Spangles, Static of the Gods, Static X, Stealers Wheel, Stephen Brodsky, Stereophonics, Stiff Little Fingers, Stoic, Stone Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, Strauss, Stravinsky, Street to Nowhere, Stroke 9, The Strokes, Strung Out, Suede, Sum 41, Sunny Day Real Estate, Supagroup, Supersoul Challenger, Supertramp, Sweet, System of a Down, T. Rex, Tchaikovsky, Ted Nugent, Television, Tenacious D, Tesla, Testament, Thee Electric Bastards, Thin Lizzy, Thrice, The Thrills, Thomas, Tiger Army, Tom Jones, Tom Petty, Tool, Tori Amos, The Tragically Hip, Train, Trivium, Turbonegro, TV Smith, Twisted Sister, Type O Negative, The Used, Van Halen, Van Morrison, The Vandals, Vanity 6, Varese, Velvet Revolver, Velvet Underground, Venom, Verdi, The Verve, VHS or Beta, The Vibrators, Vigilantes, Vince Neil, The Vines, Virginia Coalition, Visqueen, Vivaldi, Wagner, The Wandas, Warlock, Warrant, W.A.S.P., Wasted Youth, Wednesday 13, Weezer, Weird War, White Lion, The White Stripes, White Zombie, Whitesnake, The Who, Wild Zero , Winger, Wolfmother, X, Y&T, Yes, Yngwie Malmsteen, The Zombies, ZZ Top

Yeesh! To be continued. For now, it’s sufficient to say that music is everything to me.

Movies:

Dogma, Kill Bill, Spinal Tap, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Triplets of Belleville, Almost Famous, Easy Rider, The Boondock Saints, High Fidelity, Love Actually, The Sting, Pulp Fiction, Y Tu Mamá También, Quills, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Silence of the Lambs, To Catch A Thief, A Fish Called Wanda, The Lord of the Rings, Hard Candy, I Heart Huckabees, American Beauty, The Player, Reservoir Dogs, Gone with the Wind, Swing Time, An Affair to Remember, Young Frankenstein

Television:

I'm ashamed to admit that I've lately been falling prey to the temptation of the boob tube. Specifically Vh1 Classic and Top Chef. I know, it's a stupid reality TV show. It bugs the hell out of me that I feel the need to watch it.

Books:

Right now I'm engrossed in The Satanic Verses: A Novel by Salman Rushdie (again), The Qur'an: A New Translation, translated by Thomas Cleary, and The Portable Dorothy Parker, which is a fairly good collection of her short stories, poems, letters, reviews, and whatnot. Recently read: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz by Ron Jeremy, The Bhagavad Gita translated by Eknath Easwaran, Cinderella and Company: Backstage at the Opera with Cecilia Bartoli by Manuela Hoelterhoff, and Iron Maiden, 30 Years of the Beast by Paul Stenning (terrible editing!). I also just finished The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho. For like the 50th time. It's one of the most inspiring books I've ever read. My Girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up by Stephen Elliott was fantastic. Anybody who's ever laughed at the self-help book craze needs to read HappinessTM by Will Ferguson. Other recommendations: Bel Canto by Ann Patchett, The Game and The Dirt, both by Neil Strauss, Life of Pi by Yann Martel, Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins, Atonement by Ian McEwan, The Anatomy of Motive by John Douglas, and Without Conscience by Robert D. Hare, PhD. Love anything by Salman Rushdie, Oscar Wilde, Roald Dahl, Jane Austen, Edith Wharton, Charles Dickens, or Edward Gorey. Huge fan of e.e. cummings, which is why I frequently write without the use of caps. Seriously addicted to the Harry Potter books, but don't tell anybody about that. I'm a bibliophile - I'll read anything and everything I can get my hands on.

Heroes:

Dudley Dildo

My Blog

westside rentals account

is anyone interested in my westside rentals account? it doesn't expire till 5 october 2007, at 1:25 pm.
Posted by Riff Rocket on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:32:00 PST

you want me to add you? what NOT to write...

my inbox is flooded every day with downright stupid emails.  do you honestly think writing "can we be fuck buddys" is going to tempt me to give you the time of day?  get a clue and stop send...
Posted by Riff Rocket on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:38:00 PST

Creeps beware: Web gives women revenge

Catcall recipients share their stories -- and men's photos She ain't your baby, and no, she doesn't want to take a ride with you. But she does want your picture. A new generation of female bloggers ...
Posted by Riff Rocket on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:44:00 PST

Buddhism and the Coming Revolution

Buddhism holds that the universe and all creatures in it are intrinsically in a state of complete wisdom, love and compassion; acting in natural response and mutual interdependence. The personal reali...
Posted by Riff Rocket on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST

The "Purity" Clause

Thanks to Saffron for this article.Abstinence Double Standard Threatens Girls' HealthBy Jessica Valenti, AlterNet. Posted June 26, 2006.Not only is abstinence education ineffective; it can have danger...
Posted by Riff Rocket on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 04:48:00 PST

food for thought

The oil in your oatmeal A lot of fossil fuel goes into producing, packaging and shipping our breakfastby Chad HeeterSunday, March 26, 2006 Original Article Please join me for breakfast. It's time to f...
Posted by Riff Rocket on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:11:00 PST

one would think i'd know better by now...


Posted by Riff Rocket on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 08:55:00 PST

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH EVERYONE?!

would someone please be kind enough to clue me in?
Posted by Riff Rocket on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:33:00 PST

uh oh

i have a sore throat.  it's not bad at all, but it's there.  a sore throat is almost always doom for me - it heralds weeks of illness and misery.  i'm going to go straight home to bed a...
Posted by Riff Rocket on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:48:00 PST

"go live in your coat"

be careful what you ask for because you just might get it.  and not necessarily the way you wanted it, either. still... it had the desired effect. WHOO-HOO!   i FUCKING LOVE being single, bu...
Posted by Riff Rocket on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:06:00 PST