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Scottp, Sclock, Pookie, Chow, Stitches, Cuddles...

A very special blend of psychology... and extreme violence...

About Me

forehead laceration (10 stiches)/ achiles tendon laceration (7 stiches)/ chin laceration ( 8 stiches)/ finger laceration contacting bone (10 stiches)/ wrist dislocation plus multiple contutions/ nose fractured/ torn medial collateral, torn anterior cruciate, torn meniscus/ concussion plus multiple contutions/ fractured rib/ retear of anterior cruciate/ accidental self inflicted stab wound arm and vein lacerated/ torn ligament in index finger/ chin laceration plus concussion/ upper cervical spine injury/ retear of meniscus/ avulsion fracture left ring finger/ torn supraspinatus muscle/ spinal compression, multiple disc herniation, vertebra fusion/ ankle dislocation, torn anterior talo-fibular ligament/ calcaneus bone chip/ "exit wound" 25 stitches total(10 subdermal, 15 dermal) "The ultimate result of shielding people from the effect of folly, is to fill the world with fools." Herbert Spencer.

My Interests

effin hackers erased my bit about laughter! anyway laugh with me, laugh at me, but most importantly, laugh at yourself...seriously.Pain(that's a joke... kinda), hope, honesty, music, photography, writing, making up words, art in general, the physiological and anatomical changes the human body can go through on a daily basis. hats, sunglasses, coffee, sushi, taking really big bites, ibuprofen, hydrogen peroxide, obsessing... oh yeah, i do some circus shit(mostly hurting myself) two wheeled locomotion (particularly italian) i prefer quadripeds to bipeds, could go on but typing and especially capitalizing while typing don't make the list of "interests." if you don't like pit bulls you are a bad person.

I'd like to meet:

WARNING! This might make you cry! Seriously. BUT PLEASE WATCH.

Music:

Wolf Parade totally just caught me off guard! love that record! gallows and black lips live shows Awesome! beans beans the musical fruit...

Movies:

GO SEE JUNO! The Proffesional,Finding Neverland made me cry (that's a good thing), the life aquatic, rivers and tides, the revolution will not be televised, documentaries please! the jerk, caddyshack, the priest, shine, edward scissorhands, city of lost children, born free....

Television:

if you happen to be a super hot , super cool girl with a brand new 47" toshiba regza 1080p lcd flat panel , sitting atop a dresser in your living room with "deadliest catch" on, i'm there!

Books:

currently reading, god is not Great, and it's pretty great. my unabridged dictionary, mercks manual of medical information, the sacred heart. I'm a tape worm, i will read(listen to) anything on audia media.

Heroes:

qui chain cain(Kung Fu man) mighty mouse and underdog. jack cousteau, Sonya, Pops