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kg

i wouldn't live in new york city if they gave me the whole dang town

About Me



i'm rough and i'm rowdy, i'm tough and i'm smart, but i've got a tender heart.

all i do is circus. i travel alot and am terrible at getting some important stuff done. i often get sidetracked by life. my hands are not soft and i like being bare foot. i tend to say very crude things at the very wrong time.

i want to move to the southwest and work on a ranch. i'm a country girl at heart.

i'll gauge your age by the ass under your belt.
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My Interests

everything circus. everything country. double entendres. effusivity. proper syntax. straps. corde lisse. chinese pole. rope. trapeze. silks. injuries. fixed gear bikes. dancing. cooking. baking. movie night. writing. reading history books. spoonerisms. sarcasm and wit. counting my bruises. picking at my hands. learning french. being a vagabond. living out of my pack.

"I only believe in fire. Life. Fire. Being myself on fire I set others on fire. Never death. Fire and life. Les Jeux ." - Anais Nin

I'd like to meet:

future employers, people to teach me new things, and curtis mayfield.

Music:

old stuff. beach music. mountain goats. townes van zandt. immortal technique. beirut. buck owens. merle haggard. ray charles. otis motha-fuckin redding. etta james. manu chow. prince. the animals. zombies. sam cooke. missy elliot. jack johnson. kerosene kondors. jelly roll morton. too many to name.

Movies:

kukijiro. wings of desire. be here to love me. trapeze. paris, texas. wings of desire. mean girls. the lifestyle: swinging in america. the nightmare before xmas. anything horror or animated. mulan.

Television:

invader zim, shark week, simpsons, alton brown, ugly betty, twin peaks, aqua team, family guy, anything on the food network or discovery channel.

Books:

mythology. non-fiction. native american folk tales. anything by haruki marukami. also - hitchhiker's guide, the pyrotechnic insanitorium (mark dery), geek love (katherine dunn), identity (milan kundera), le petit prince, void of course (jim carroll), the 13.5 lives of captain bluebear, the stand (s.king).

Heroes:

my brother, anyone that can eat more than i can, the less infected. my mum, for putting up with everything.

My Blog

worst shower EVER

i just showered, just now, and it was the worst shower ever.entering, i slammed my thumb in the shower door somehow, and it swelled all up and hurt to bend it.then, while i was soaping my hair and had...
Posted by kg on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:22:00 PST

on the curttails....

so, on the heels of my last entry, let me just say:i got what i've been wanting. ...
Posted by kg on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:16:00 PST

dreaming out loud

Good times for a changeSee, the luck I've hadCan make a good manTurn badSo please please pleaseLet me, let me, let meLet me get what I wantThis timeHaven't had a dream in a long timeSee, the life I've...
Posted by kg on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 05:04:00 PST

i’ll be your pin-cushion

the problem is having to tell people so much about yourself. especially when neither of the involved party is ready to talk the truth. there's a fine line between talking too soon, and talking too lat...
Posted by kg on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:54:00 PST

i’m my hero

finally--i can do an over-split in all three splits now. that includes my middle split. i can put my left foot on my head in cobra. (that's a biggie.... to anyone who knows forward bendy me).i can sti...
Posted by kg on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:11:00 PST

two weeks of holiday

it's 101 degrees in north carolina, with what feels like 150% humidity. desmond decker is playing and i'm in a tin-roof cottage in the woods. swimmin' holes, handstands, chasing taco trucks, "superbad...
Posted by kg on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST

one of my favorite songs - need i say more?

life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar.life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar.and life is too short to wait around for you to come home tonight.life is too sh...
Posted by kg on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST

semantic lesson

pseudothyrum - a secret door (latin)
Posted by kg on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:53:00 PST

yesterday

yesterday i caught myself saying, and i quote, "don't tell anybody that i care."what sort of a world am i living in if i can't admit how i'm feeling because i'm scared someone will think i'm stupid?...
Posted by kg on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:49:00 PST

different age demographic

sometimes i get upset because i realise i have nothing to be upset abouti have a weird pea shaped lump on my abdomen right above my ovary. it's painful and i can move it around. i'm upset about that, ...
Posted by kg on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:06:00 PST