Too funny to pass up... |
1. ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet name, current car)
Sugar Ford
2. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe)
Peppermint Flip Flop
3. NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favorite color, favorite anima...
Posted by SINNER on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:50:00 PST |
Man claims to speak Australian after being raped by a wombat. |
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4453980a10.html
seriously
Posted by SINNER on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:10:00 PST |
Assholes Of The Week |
Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez.
A Colombian guerilla leader and his marxist rebel buddies are killed in Ecuador. Chavez pipes up and sends troops to the border. America collectivel...
Posted by SINNER on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:05:00 PST |
Heath Ledger to star in "Weekend At Bernies 3" |
Im thinking heartwarming buddy comedy with David Hasselhoff and Borat's Azamat (Ken Davitian). Also featuring Robert Romanus (Mike Damone from Fast Times At Ridgemont High), and Willie Ames. So money....
Posted by SINNER on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:39:00 PST |
Wham, bam, thank you Jesus! |
Sing to the tune of "Last Christmas" by Wham
Last Christmas your dip made me fart
Found out the hard way that your brother is gay
This year, I'll steer clear of beer
And pour myself ...
Posted by SINNER on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:52:00 PST |
Scrooge me gently in my dirthole. Please. |
So let me get this straight. We're supposed to go out. Find a beautiful fir tree. Chop it down. Strap it on top of our pollution machine. Drag it home. String it up with lights and watch it die slowly...
Posted by SINNER on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:45:00 PST |
You knew the real t.v. blog was comming... |
So satire is petty and parody is cheap. My last blog might as well be on a crumpled up piece of paper in a trash can at SNL. What can I say, commercials are an easy target. A bee with an accent pitchi...
Posted by SINNER on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:27:00 PST |
Tv has hit the bottom of the bowl faster than Del Taco after a night of binge drinking. |
This is a transcript for a new birth control pill comercial. Word for word. Just like i saw it on tv last nite. I swear to God.
My doctor says that I should take my pill at the same time eve...
Posted by SINNER on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST |
Nothing makes sense anymore. |
Im sorry to inform the general public, (all of the losers who have nothing better to do than to read my stupid fucking blogs) that the world is doing 100 mph on a freeway to hell in a t...
Posted by SINNER on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:20:00 PST |
A scene from one of my short plays... |
Pioneer 1 "Well we're Americans now. I guess we pretty much rule the world." (nervous yet sinister laughter)
Pioneer 2 "Yep, its true brother. I see you...
Posted by SINNER on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:48:00 PST |
