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Artie

Why keep scum from knowing?

About Me

Problem causer.

My Interests

Being other people. Collapsing new buildings. Ruining it for everyone. Punching you in the face. Horribleness.

I'd like to meet:

Problem solver.

Heroes:

GAH LAK TUS

My Blog

"Aaarrrh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

I recently decided after 10 years to get my driver's license back. That is to say, my real driver's license with my actual name and birthdate on it (if you don't know what I mean by that, don't worry ...
Posted by Artie on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:26:00 PST

Tattoo flash art by Artie & Sarah

In one of those all too common "am I dead or am I alive?" moments, we found ourselves entranced by the completely inane TV show Miami Ink. At some point a particularly vacant looking girl was spewing ...
Posted by Artie on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:31:00 PST

Boise, Idaho here I come.

I'm going on tour with this band from Iceland called Sigur Ros for two weeks. They are one of those bands that I've heard of but never actually heard. I'll be handling the merch and that sort of thing...
Posted by Artie on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:41:00 PST

Iran: so far away.

I'm constantly telling my sister to stop with the stupid e-mail forwards and random inter-office chuckle-of-the-day crap, but every now and again she forgets. Tonight it was a link to an online petiti...
Posted by Artie on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:25:00 PST

Who in the hell are you?

The thing most people don't know about me is that I have truly awful face-recognition skills. It's phenomenal and kind of a running joke between me and a few other people who have witnessed it in acti...
Posted by Artie on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:59:00 PST

Career Suicide / Fucked Up interview

The new issue of Vice Magazine (the "Horror" issue) has an interview I did with two of the best hardcore bands going at the moment- Career Suicide and Fucked Up. It's mildly amusing, so check it out i...
Posted by Artie on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:34:00 PST

Ridiculous argument refuses to die!

I thought this shit was over with, but the fun never stops. Apparently my discussion about feral cats with Kent McClard of Ebullition (which I wrote about in another entry) got cross-posted on all sor...
Posted by Artie on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 02:32:00 PST

Please tell me about some awesome bars where you live.

Most of you saw this last time I posted it, but here it is again. Thanks to all my NY friends who wrote but I pretty much have this city covered- now I need a bunch of other markets (see list below!) ...
Posted by Artie on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:17:00 PST

Cats, owls, and washed up sanctimonous punk rock geezers.

OK, bear with me because this is a little long. Recently I was checking out ebullition.com, the website of the distributor of Chainsaw Safety, which is Celebrity Murders' record label. Kent is the guy...
Posted by Artie on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 02:03:00 PST

Fellow MySpacers: Increase your friend count! Validate yourself as a human being!

It's been a while since I posted anything blatantly self-promitional like this, but I figured since I have like 500 "friends" on this thing, it's worth it to draw attention to endeavors that are actu...
Posted by Artie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST