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CELEBRITY MURDERS

REPRODUCE YOUR DEFORMITIES.

About Me

After the sensational celebrity murders failed to trigger the black-white race war Manson had prophesied from his dark reading of Revelations and the Beatles' 'Helter Skelter' during long group LSD sessions, Manson himself entered the Los Feliz home of Leno LaBianca, owner of a small supermarket chain. He tied up LaBianca and his wife, Rosemary, then left them to die at the hands of three demonic disciples, who carved away with knives and forks from the LaBianca kitchen.
Here are some other bands we have been in: KILL YOUR IDOLS, MILHOUSE, MURDOCK, C.R., THE DYING LIGHT, INDECISION, MOST PRECIOUS BLOOD, SERPICO, SICK SOCIETY, THE SHEMPS
Here are some bands we have played with: PAINT IT BLACK, DROPDEAD, SICK OF IT ALL, FUCKED UP, CAREER SUICIDE, DAS OATH, SUBMISSION HOLD, FORWARD TO DEATH, CRIME IN STEREO, AVSKUM, GOVERNMENT WARNING, ANNIHILATION TIME, DEATHCYCLE
Here are some bands we listen to a lot: CRO-MAGS, MORBID ANGEL, KYLESA, THE WHO, SCROTUM GRINDER,, VENOM, TRAGEDY, CARCASS, ASSÃœCK, EMPEROR, MAN IS THE BASTARD, VOIVOD, IMMMORTAL, THE ACCUSED, SCAPEGRACE, DEATH IN JUNE, SHEER TERROR, SWANS.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/6/2004
Band Website: celebritymurders.com
Band Members: Artie - words
Brian - pops
Elway - Spanish for the way
Ed - tank top
Sean - army

Influences: SHEER TERROR BLACK FLAG CRYPTIC SLAUGHTER NAPALM DEATH INFEST HELLHAMMER BORN AGAINST LIFE'SBLOOD GERMS DRI CITIZEN'S ARREST NAUSEA CROSSED OUT NEUROSIS TERRORIZER SUICIDAL TENDENCIES FEAR RORSCHACH AGNOSTIC FRONT D.O.A. CORROSION OF CONFORMITY BLACK SABBATH CELTIC FROST
Sounds Like: Some recent reviews:
SLUG & LETTUCE: "Something about this band will piss you off and they'll be pleased at that result and leave you in the path of destruction that they sound like..."
MRR: "Crushing heaviness at times, without turning into metalcore,screamy without the techno-core moments"
VICE: 10 out of 10, "...the hardcore album of the decade."
HANGING LIKE A HEX: "Not only lyrically nails the spike through the proverbial head, but also makes quite a smattering of skull bits musically as well... Expect fast, pissed hardcore through and through, all recorded via analog. One of the best fast hardcore records you'll hear all year."
Record Label: www.chainsawsafetyrecords.com
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

So Where The Fuck Have You Guys Been?

So apparently there are some people out there who give a fuck about what we're up to and why we haven't been playing shows. Well, that's easy...Artie Philie has been undergoing the last of his pre-op ...
Posted by CELEBRITY MURDERS on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:58:00 PST

MERCH!!!!

http://www.merchdirect.net/x/c/home.php?csid=269
Posted by CELEBRITY MURDERS on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:09:00 PST

How do you know we're really fucking hard?

www.koutsistattoo.com
Posted by CELEBRITY MURDERS on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 07:20:00 PST

Career Suicide / Fucked Up interview

Hey, the new issue of Vice Magazine has an interview with Career Suicide and Fucked Up that was done by me. CLICK HERE to check it out if you like those bands... and you really fucking should. -Art...
Posted by CELEBRITY MURDERS on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 11:11:00 PST

Our CD is finally available. Buy it ... or else! Whatever that means.

After a million delays and distractions, CELEBRITY MURDERS Time To Kill Space is finally available on CD. Vinyl is coming soon too. You can order our CD from any of these institutions: BUYCRIME....
Posted by CELEBRITY MURDERS on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 05:12:00 PST

NYC people: thanks & apologies!!!!

Belated thanks to everyone who came out to our show in Brooklyn last week. We apologize for the last minute cancellations of DROPDEAD and CURSED, due to all sorts of bullshit which is too confusing to...
Posted by CELEBRITY MURDERS on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 08:51:00 PST

PRE-ORDER OUR ALBUM AND GET IT FOR ONLY EIGHT BUCKS!

CELEBRITY MURDERS Time to Kill Space CD PRE-ORDER SPECIAL!Order the CD now for $8.00 ppd. ($10 EUR) from CHAINSAW SAFETY RECORDS, and it will ship to you the day it arrives here from the pressing plan...
Posted by CELEBRITY MURDERS on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:50:00 PST