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The Ergs!

He who is tired of Weird Al, is tired of life.

About Me


Three willfully geeky guys from New Jersey who play pop punk with speed, power and a mighty smirk (which occasionally belies the fact they sometimes mean what they say), the Ergs (or, as they like to call themselves, "The Near-Sighted Three") came together in 2000, with Jeffrey Erg (Jeff Schroeck) on guitar and vocals, Joey Erg (Joe Keller) on bass, and Mikey Erg (Mike Yannich) on drums and lead vocals. The band wasted no time preserving their music for posterity, putting out two self-released CD-R's in their first year as a band, but the group first attracted attention outside their peer group with the five-song Three Guys, Twelve Eyes EP, released by the Whoa Oh label in 2001. In a bid to raise their profile by being sued, the Ergs next issued The Ben Kweller EP in 2002, which borrowed the artwork from Kweller's disc EP Phone Home and featured a song poking less-than-charitable fun at the indie-rock protégé. In 2003, the Ergs put out their first full-length album, Dorkrockcorkrod, which earned enthusiastic reviews in the punk press and spread word about the band outside of their home state. After an initial release on Whoa Oh, the album was picked up by Don Giovanni records, who distributed the Ergs' next EP, 2005's Jersey's Best Prancers (whose title and artwork was a play on the 1997 Lifetime album). In 2006, the group was chosen to back Dave Parasite of The Parasites as he launched a tour to support a Parasites "Best Of" CD, and they signed with Dirtnap Records, who scheduled the band's second full-length album, tentatively called Upstairs/Downstairs, for the spring of 2007.
Mark Deming, allmusicguide.com
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There's some good pop punk happening right now but these guys aren't part of it.
-anonymous
punknews.org
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Member Since: 11/10/2004
Band Website: dorkrockcorkrod.com
Band Members: Mikey Erg - Drums, lead vocals, "Fuck You" Jeffrey Erg - Guitar, vocals Joey Erg - bass, "Shut Up" Jay Insult - Road Jackal

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Sounds Like: Descendents, Replacements, Green Day, early HC, alt country, sometimes jazz
Record Label: Dirtnap, Whoa Oh, Don Giovanni
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

we’re not breaking up.

we have a ton of shit planned for this year and beyond. rumors are dumb.
Posted by The Ergs! on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:05:00 PST

how to get our new music.

we have a ton of new shit available! you can purchase our new LP Upstairs/Downstairs from Dirtnap the blue 7", featuring two incredibly old songs is available at Toxic Pop Records our split ...
Posted by The Ergs! on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:41:00 PST

new songs!

we posted a couple new jams. every romance language is from our upcoming split with the almighty grabass charlestons. the other is a myspace exclusive. feel free to imagine cartoon characters dancing ...
Posted by The Ergs! on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:18:00 PST

new song up on dirtnaprecs.com

our record is slowly but surely coming together. check out the Dirtnap site for a track off the new album + the boss cover art and track listing.get psyched!...
Posted by The Ergs! on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:20:00 PST

Back from tour, record coming out, possible podcast

Tour with Hunchback was fantastic.  We had a grand old time and played some kick ass shows.  We also managed to record our second full length while in Seattle.  It's going to be called ...
Posted by The Ergs! on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:30:00 PST

Tour dates up, Jersey's Best Prancers out

Jersey's Best Prancers on CD is out now as I'm sure you've figured out by scrolling slightly farther down on our myspace page.  You can get them for $7ppd through paypal or by regular old mailord...
Posted by The Ergs! on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:25:00 PST

Jersey's Best Prancers on CD soon

Didn't get your mitts on one the 100 copies of Jersey's Best Prancers on vinyl?  Fear not, for Jersey's Best Prancers will soon be available on compact disc thanks to our friends at Don Giovanni ...
Posted by The Ergs! on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:52:00 PST

Mini-tour

The Ergs will be weekend warrior-ing it up in the New England area at the end of February with their sister band, Hunchback.The tentative schedule is as follows:Fri Feb 24th The Frame House New Paltz ...
Posted by The Ergs! on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:16:00 PST

Buy stuff through the internet

That's right, now you can buy Ergs stuff using paypal.  Go to our website, www.dorkrockcorkrod.com and click on "records" in the menu bar.  No more sending us a 7-11 money order and waiting ...
Posted by The Ergs! on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 02:34:00 PST

New Song Up

We've added a song off of our new 12" "Jersey's Best Prancers" We have the vinyl and inserts in hand and are just awaiting the covers. This song features the lovely and talented Miranda Hunchback on ...
Posted by The Ergs! on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 09:02:00 PST