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Jay Insult

You've been eating that sandwich, haven't you?

About Me

"A modern tale of ships and whales in chords and 4/4 time"

My Interests

rock 'n roll, boozing, gambling, and comics (not necessarily in that order)

I'd like to meet:

losers

Music:

THE CLASH, Operation Ivy, Rancid, American Steel, Stiff Little Fingers, The Measure, Common Rider, The Ramones, Social Distortion, The Misfits, Billy Bragg, Desmond Dekker & The Aces, Worthless, Elvis Costello & the Attractions, Cock Sparrer, The Four Tops, Exploding Hearts, Big Rig, The Pogues, Toots & The Maytals, The Cure, Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros, The Dead Boys, Communique, Jimmy Cliff, Blitz, Fanshen, Stubborn All Stars, Minor Threat, Lee Perry, Inspecter-7, Crimpshrine, The Degenerics, Against Me!, The Sex Pistols, Snakebite, The Specials, The Dead Milkmen, The Ergs, Bouncing Souls, Downfall, Citizen Fish, The Scarlet Letter, Defiance, Murphy's Law, Hunchback, Kill Crush Destroy, The Gadjits, The Survivors, Dillinger Four, NOFX, Thieves, The Suicide Machines, Hub City Stompers, Black Flag, Kamikaze, Green Day, The Nosebleeds, Lifetime, Blondie, Fifteen, A Global Threat, Down in Flames, Skinnerbox, Turbonegro, Hot Water Music, A New Enemy, Murder City Devils, Fellowship, Madness, They Might Be Giants, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Blind Society, Dead Kennedys, Subhumans, The Unseen, Sam's Town, Andrew WK, Let It Burn, Descendents, Youth Crue, Jawbreaker, Stormshadow, Ted Leo + Pharmacists, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Liars, Hot Hot Heat, Moving Units, etc etc etc etc etc etc...

Movies:

BATMAN BEGINS, Anything with Godzilla in it, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Dirty Work, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Ghost World, Se7en, Fight Club, Tommy Boy, The Exorcist, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Spider-Man, Dracula, X-Men, The Ring, Old School, Psycho, High Fidelity, Weird Science, Sixteen Candles, Pretty In Pink, Valley Girl, Crybaby, Killer Nerd, Bring It On

Television:

Now: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, 30Rock, Degrassi, Entourage, Weeds, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simspons, Scrubs, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report

RIP: Arrested Development, Newsradio, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Batman: The Animated Series, Teen Titans, Justice League, The State, Seinfeld, Mr. Show, Kids In the Hall, Futurama

Books:

Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo, War of the Worlds by HG Wells, The Shining by Stephen King, any book of Dylan Thomas poetry. COMICS: Batman (all), The Teen Titans (Wolfman/Perez & current by Johns), Preacher (Ennis & Dillon), Sandman (Gaiman), Justice League America (all, especially by Morrison or Waid), Y: The Last Man (Vaughan & Guerra), Watchmen (Moore & Gibbons), Transmetropolitan (Ellis & Robertson), The Flash (all, especially by Waid or Johns), Transmetropolitan (Ellis & Robertson), all by Jhonen Vasquez (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee!, I Feel Sick, Filler Bunny), all by Evan Dorkin (especially Fun With Milk & Cheese, and Dork!), all Optic Nerve by Adrian Tomine, various Eightball work by Daniel Clowes (especially David Boring, and not including the atrocious Like A Velvet Glove Cast in Iron...bleah!), Wonder Woman (by Perez and current by Rucka), Kingdom Come (Waid/Ross), Crisis on Infinite Earths (Wolfman/Perez), Green Lantern (all, especially the 70s GL/Green Arrow by O'Neill/Adams), The X-Men & Wolverine (all of which are subject to "when Marvel isn't screwing them over with mind blowingly bad editorial decisions"), just about anything on which Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale collaborate, 30 Days of Night, too many more to name...

Heroes:

Batman, Joe Strummer, Jesse Michaels, Tim Armstrong, Mike Ness, Jimmy Gestapo, Greg Fiasconaro, Joe Oz

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