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Tony Party

if it smells funny it is always better to taste it

About Me

new types of toothbrushes or a bunch of little toothbrushes that can be used for only one tooth and then they disappear down the throat and into my belly but they are made of wax or gum so they don’t hurt to shit out and I like cars the Taurus is my fave.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/8/2004
Band Website: com.com
Band Members: :Tony Party -fish--------------- :Thumper Jams - tar----------- :Maxwell Rothchild - beast. --- :Skittles Tweeter - siren. ----- :Johnson Jacksawbean - support hoe.------------ :Gil Pliggles - BooYa.----------- :Lub Chumly - bono
Influences: Movies- FANTASTIC FUCKING 4! BooYah! Touchdown! Swoosh!----------- Television (TV)-Television, some call it the “tele”. The Tele was invented in 1964 by Leonardo (Nardo) Vin Cinnie. Nardo brought the soundless picture box to America on a wrecked yacht called the Granma that had washed up on the shore of Mexico. After installing Happy Days and sex talk onto the eye holes of people Nardo employed Millie Thompson of Solon, OH to help bring sound to the picture box. Millie made a microphone connect to a moving picture camera and then they made a bunch of babies and a cartoon about a rabbit. History is made. Porno is for lovers.---------------- Books - Killer Blood, Nobody Dies Tired, The Skinniest Mountain, Friends Play Hard, Middle Player, The Middle of Spring, Lungs Give Hugs, Jill Walks Downhill, The Story of the Biggest, Money Death
Sounds Like: fart sounds that are made with the mouth or armpit or butthole set to tribal drums with pan pan the greek god pan one half goat and the other half man as accompanying flautist with some bee pecker pubes thrown in for warmth
Record Label: None have made a good enough offer
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Birthday

MAY 3rd Today is my 36th birthday.  I am in Cincinnati in a hotel room.  I drank 5 beers and ate fourteen inches worth of sandwich and I am watching a movie where Steven Seagal is a navy coo...
Posted by Tony Party on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:00:00 PST

Pricey milk but fewer rapes

I travel around often, I eat out too much so sometimes I eat in my hotel. When I eat in my hotel room I do special things. If I have a room without a microwave I will grill slices of fake meats on t...
Posted by Tony Party on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

hi pal

Pal, Bill Florio, made this up and sent it out so now you must obey.I picked you because you're a good friend of mine.Here are the rules:You must write 6 weird things about yourself. It is also import...
Posted by Tony Party on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST

Grandma

I've been thinking a lot about my Grandma lately. I guess it started a few weeks ago when I was trying to explain meatball stew to Trish. Meatball Stew is meat balls, cubed potatoes, cut carrots, an...
Posted by Tony Party on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:03:00 PST

NAH WERT UN contest

"Nah Wert Un" - the newest rock by Me and the Rock Machines. Contest!!! Submit what you think the lyrics are and the closest person will receive something autographed!!!! Everyone can play. Clik my fa...
Posted by Tony Party on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:50:00 PST

4 years strong, Booyah! Swish! Touchdown! Yes!

Happy Anniversary to us people!  If you were there then you know that it was unforgettable.  If you were not, then  Im sorry, you have nothing to remember.  6-22-02.  Michigan...
Posted by Tony Party on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:31:00 PST

Trish, my winter goddess

This past week was the first real snowfall of the year.  Usually at this point, mid January, this state has around 3 feet of snow.  So, on the way to the trails where we take our dogs runni...
Posted by Tony Party on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:41:00 PST

Is this common?

Sometimes when I rub my eyes my eyes squeak.  Is this common? ...
Posted by Tony Party on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:00:00 PST

Buttercup Farts

Sometimes my puppy Buttercup farts when she's sleeping. She farts so loudly that it wakes her up and she stares at her butt like it's the enemy. ...
Posted by Tony Party on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:47:00 PST