Freshman Orientation on
I give you lyrics to our newest Thinking Man's HC Song
I had a Broken pen and a broken pencil
Theres a clean blackboard just waiting to be filled
My paints have all dried up tho i have a brush and smock
But all I have to write with is some tiny bits of chalk
I've chalked this up to nothing, I didnt mean to pun
Woman in charge of school supplies something must be done
Chalk Woman Chalk Woman can't find a bigger piece
Chalk Woman Chalk Woman not in the blackboard crease
Chalk Woman Chalk Woman i've run out of supplies
Chalk Woman Chalk Woman what else would you advise?
She is the woman staples and rubber bands
weighs out art supplies liters or kilograms
She is the woman and on her door we'll knock
She promised us next time she would have some colored chalk
Shes has a stranglehold on all of the school staff
Learning would come to a halt not to mention arts and crafts
