In case you were wondering |
I'm not dating again until I find a dorky guido verison of that guy in the hotels.com commerical. You know, the guy who gets all excited over the two shampoo bottles.Sign, true love.
Posted by Once, twice, three times a lainy on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:23:00 PST |
Rock the cradle |
Olivia newton john's daughter curses a lot. I find that very unsettling.
Posted by Once, twice, three times a lainy on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:54:00 PST |
I got fucking robbed! |
my phone, camera and 80 bucks were stolen from my bag last night at gutter. im gunna cry.
new phone comes in a few days. send me your numbers again.
Posted by Once, twice, three times a lainy on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST |
Major news |
I saw...roger clark today. A huh. I KNOWCan I just tell you- I had to use the force of a 1000 men not to scream out, ' roger - I want to have your babies'.Alas...it appears I'm becoming a big girl....
Posted by Once, twice, three times a lainy on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:11:00 PST |
RIP |
Dear person posting comments on a dead person's myspace page, Heaven does not have an internet connection. (I confirmed this with jesus,moses, god,buddha, and the muslim dude; all realms of the afterl...
Posted by Once, twice, three times a lainy on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:04:00 PST |
My poor nephew doesnt have a shot in hell... |
A few months ago, my sister and I were talking about taking her lil nugget for professional photos. We were bouncing around ideas and she suggested they do one of those naked baby pics with photo...
Posted by Once, twice, three times a lainy on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:38:00 PST |
Hollywood |
Every morning, I walk into work and the guy maning the door says "Looking good, Smiley!". I, of course, smile in response and quietly enjoy the compliment. " 'Looking good' Yay, Me! I am looking good!...
Posted by Once, twice, three times a lainy on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:02:00 PST |
Holy shit, Im probably not ugly! |
There's this dude who I think is super duper. Not in a "I'm totally going to do you" kinda way. Not at all. He's basically a Ken doll to me; male figure sans penis. I just th...
Posted by Once, twice, three times a lainy on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:09:00 PST |
Friends who nap together, stay together : A tribute to Steffieface |
Steffie and I preferred rainy days, but a midday summer nap was a close second. She'd fluff the pillows and I'd light a few candles and make it romantic. Sometimes, on a weekend, we'd put on...
Posted by Once, twice, three times a lainy on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:57:00 PST |
WTF:Barefoot |
Recently, I saw two teenagers on the train - obvious bridge and tunnel alternafreaks daytripping in the big city ( i.e. only place in the world where people truly "get" them). They were dressed to alt...
Posted by Once, twice, three times a lainy on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:09:00 PST |
