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Big Steve

You can't see me, I'm incognegro.

About Me

I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain evil stomper
I get to wear big black helmet
I pilot the Hatredcopter
They call me Big Steve for obvious reasons. Most obvious of which is that my name is Stephen.
I'm also an established procrastinator, and general lazy bastard.
I'm a walking contradiction, and yet I make perfect sense. I'm also a genius with retard strength...
I write software for a living, so in essence I physically take nothing and make a functional idea out of it. I used to think people were stupid for thinking that what I do is magical, but now I just let them think I'm some sort of tricked out Merlin.
I've been a skinhead for about a decade, and I still get people asking me if I'm a nazi. Or Puerto Rican. There's a funny story involving Puerto Ricans and my tatoo, actually, but I won't tell you unless you ask nicely. I'm neither, BTW. I'm not white, but I'm not hispanic/latino/insert ethnic designation here.
I have a love/hate relationship with the stupid. I hate them and love making them realize that they are a waste of DNA.
I have WAY too few tattoos, but I'm too responsible to blow money on ink, especially since all my ideas would cost me my life savings, and require historical research.
I'm a "total package" sort of guy. Which is to say I'm a complete dick.
I also like stuff, and doing stuff. Check the appropriate areas for that information.

Here's a link for my friend Leslie's web store:


My Interests

Sci-Fi, WWII, History, Books on said subjects, Anime, Skinhead and Punk scene related stuff, Computers, Cartoons, Ancient Japan, China, and Rome.

I'd like to meet:

Geeks, punks, skinheads, etc. Basically anyone intelligent with any interests that might match mine, so I guess that rules out a lot of punks and skinheads on the internerd.


Who I'd really like to meet are people who introduce themselves before sending a friend request. Also, anyone who can help me make the "More to love" thing say "Fat" without having to use some stupid "MySpace editor". I'm not a complete elitist asshole, but if we have no sort of introductory "conversation" then I WILL check your profile and see if we have anything in common. If we don't, you get denied, and I don't care HOW hot you are. I don't need to stare at hot girls on MySpace. That's what God invented porn for...

I'd also love to date and or marry any girl who gets this without looking it up:

Music:

Punk, Oi!, Peace Punk, Pretty much anything punk rock and not too poppy, Motorhead, Slayer, 60's Reggae, Soul, Motown, Beethoven, Bach, Handel, Mozart, and a bunch of other stuff you didn't make.

Movies:

Memento (best movie ever), Chopper (best biographical movie ever), LOTR, Star Wars, Evil Dead, Logan's Run, Dirty Pretty Things, Naked, The French Connection, Bladerunner and more...

Television:

Heroes, The Tick (Animated), The Simpsons, Firefly, Band of Brothers, etc..

Books:

LOTR trilogy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 6 book "trilogy", Ian Watson's "Space Marine", Books on WWII, Books on the Civil War, techie books, tattoo mags, etc.

Heroes:

My father and George S. Patton.
And I think this guy is funny:

My Blog

Artur C Clarke is dead

Famous scientist, and more famous author of "2001" passed on today. More about it here:Arthur C Clarke is deadI wonder how disappointed he is that we’re 7 years behind his space program......
Posted by Big Steve on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:28:00 PST

Check out The 45 Adapters

Featuring Boltsy from The Traditionals and Gerrard from Bottom of the Barrel, The 45 Adapters are a new punk band out of NYC.
Posted by Big Steve on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:50:00 PST

People arent always all bad

As some of you know, I had lost my wallet earlier this week. It was returned to me via postal mail today. Yes, my metro card and nearly $200 in cash were gone, but the wallet, and all of my credit a...
Posted by Big Steve on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:57:00 PST

Powerpoint Comedy?

I came across this guy on youtube. He uses powerpoint slides in his standup, and I Actually think he's REALLY funny: ...
Posted by Big Steve on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:32:00 PST

I am now 31...

... despite vigorous efforts by all involved to make sure I was, instead, DEAD on Friday. For anyone who showed up after I was already wearing a big plastic fake gold chain:I'm sorry. I blacked out ...
Posted by Big Steve on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 11:54:00 PST

My Birthday

This year, my birthday, December 7th, falls on a Friday.  As such, I am having the semi-official festivities at the Double Down Saloon on ave a between houston st and 2nd street in Manhattan.&nbs...
Posted by Big Steve on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:48:00 PST

Dear people with super secret profiles

Please stop writing me expecting me to know who you are. Please especially stop writing me when I can't write you back. I'm not being a dick, I literally can't write back without adding you, but I c...
Posted by Big Steve on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:27:00 PST

Zeitgeist - The Movie

For you conspiracy theorists:I found this movie to be interesting, but not 100% supported in and of itself. It DID , however, make me interested in researching the issues mentioned. Also, the theori...
Posted by Big Steve on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:31:00 PST

Science: We may have found The Shire

Scientists: Flores island "Hobbit" is new speciesBy Will DunhamWASHINGTON (Reuters) - The tiny woman dubbed the Hobbit who lived 18,000 years ago on a remote Indonesian island deserves to be deemed a ...
Posted by Big Steve on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:49:00 PST

Either a joke or another fucking idiot

I swear the gene pool has been pissed in a lot lately. Here's the latest random bullshit message:----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Jojo iz a real NiggaDate: Jan 25, 2007 2:18 ...
Posted by Big Steve on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:25:00 PST