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Sarah Jane

If heaven had a ghetto, do you think it would be like this?

About Me

I've got more issues than Playboy.you know those people who always have a plan, a solution, who look at the big picture and have dreams and reasonable steps in mind to make said dreams come true? I'm nothing like that. I'm sarcastic and terribly shortsighted and very often drunk. Or rather, I'm at times very often drunk, and at times quitting for good! My old neighbors actually formed a committee to get me and my roomates kicked out of the neighborhood. I'm not shitting you. Luckily I wisened up and moved to SE, where they have bigger fish to fry, and I can drink on my front stoop at 8 am on Wednesday. Let's see. I'm kinda smart and funny, too, if that's you're thing, and I'm seldom mean to people I don't know for no reason. Of course, you and I might define reason differently. So grab a chair, you're gonna need a shield, cause i got so much in store, and I tell ya baby, I got a war. Pray to God but row for shore.

My Interests

being an asshole of an irish mick with a temper, committing minor crimes, reading and writing, (years ahead of my age group!) spending my annual leave before I make it, moving out of my house like a thief in the night. Loving my family and friends more than anything in the world. Representin DC and La Gitanas. Causin a ruckus, raisin a panic, throwing bottles out the window of a moving car, driving on back country roads at night, missing my best friends who keep MOVING TO FOREIGN FUCKING COUNTRIES. KOREA? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? TURKEY, SERIOUSLY? ARGENTINA? DID YOU JUST THROW A DART AT A MAP? the smell of gasoline, the elusive giant squid, living beyond my means, voodoo, hanging up on my exes at 4 am, getting out of being arrested, apparently, going to Trusty's, mental illness, dinosaurs, gnarly old trees, gray days, saying "clearly," ghetto living, going days without sleep, gettin squirelly, men over two hundred pounds, being half a catholic, day of the dead, shanghai-ing sumbitches, my friends, my drunken angelic antihero roomates, your friends, seedy bars, ignoring my problems, random phone calls, goats, jackalopes, Mexico, roses, Redskins football,


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www.crimelibrary.com , dominos, spades, ravens, crows, spiders, unicorns, everybody else's business, everybody else's tattoos, getting more tattoos put on me, getting revenge, religous iconography, nature, the very rare punk show, autumn, serial killers, circus sideshows, shiny things, pumpkins, (actually, gords in general), making cruel jokes that make others around me uncomfortable. horror movies and the awesome monsters they spawn, thunderstorms. living in constant fear that somebody or something will touch my belly button. monkies. unified field theory. halloween, old cars, science, being poor and short. ghost stories, camping, spending time with my family. A cat named Lumpy. pugs. big tough guys. reading five books at once. learning how to cook and sew so I can be a prairie wife. getting engaged waaaaay too many times. falling short of my potential...again.

I'd like to meet:

The seventh son of a seventh son. Nobody that's too happy. And definately nobody who writes bad poetry (re: heavy metaphors involving drowning, nature, or the color purple) and wants me to read it. if you're screwed up, like drunk and angry and confused, or slightly imbalanced that's totally welcome. I'd like it if you're smart and hilarious and a misfits fan. Or built like a pro wrestler. Anyone who wants to kill time with me until my inevitable viking funeral, or believes you should marry at least three times or not at all, or has a gypsy fetish. People who know that nothing is impossible except dinosaurs. Or who will play dominos with me. And if you gave your life for Sparta, so much the better...Basically, just searching for my Dan Connor. And I'm having so much fun I could give a fuck if I ever find him.

Music:

misfits, bad brains, black flag, dwarves, turbonegro, tom waits, devo, johnny cash, bruce springsteen, dead boys, whiskeytown, the bruisers, ike and tina, north country, (hi mike and scott!) horse thief (hi laura!)edith piaf, slayer, jerry lee lewis, murder city devils, Mike Meadowcroft, (sooooo many beach fires!)belrays, citizen cope, bubba sparxxx, ramones, outkast, hank williams I-III, new york dolls, get up kids, stone roses, black sabbath, van halen, john lee hooker, the zero boys, steve earle, VPR, irish music, bouncing souls, the south baltimore sheiks, (hi chris!) D4, dr. dre, journey, the briefs, robert johnson,queen, afi, the shakedowns, morphine, faith no more, the white stripes, fear, rolling stones, the humpers, minor threat, chuck berry, go-go (Southeast REPRESENT!), twin six, billy joel, flogging molly, elvis costello, cro-mags, pouges, big black, MC5, thursday, descendents, refused, agnostic front, electric frankenstein, the cramps, two man advantage, grateful dead, the low budgets, rise against, the mummies, zeke, new bomb turks, murphy's law, ATDI, ryan adams, prince, hellacopters, backyard babies, the goons, (hi guys!) social distortion, the clash, the strokes, rollins band, james brown, the exploding hearts, stevie wonder, eagles of death metal, holier than thou?, the tremors, (Hi honkey kong!)toots and the maytals, the who, the tremors, oi polloi, motorhead, dead milkmen, municipal waste, fleetwood mac, sinatra, iggy and the stooges, dropkick murphys, the donnas, the beach boys, hatebreed, joan jett, J-Tim, naked raygun, marilyn manson, the roots, otis redding, rev. horton heat, adolescents, the business, madness, the cars, the runaways, the damned, 2 live crew, joy division, blondie, SOAD, the pietasters, (Hi Toby!)desmond dekker, common enemy, ACDC, bobby darin, nailbomb, QOTSA, 86 mentality, jeff buckley, elliot smith, danzig, sonic youth, the specials, air, annihilation time, lynard skynard, zeppelin, prodigy, cocteau twins, the red skulls, CCR, gluecifer, avail, the dead boys, willie nelson, david bowie, beatles, bauhaus, ministry, andrew w.k., hepcat, the pharcyde, donovan, pegboy, the stitches, afghan whigs, bob marley, new order, billy idol, blood for blood, simon and garfunkle, monster magnet, deftones, jane's addiction, jawbox, shudder to think, mott the hoople, the cure, the smiths, tear it up, the pixies, fugazi, jawbreaker, patti smith, rancid, cat stevens, suicidal tendancies, bad religon, x, velvet underground, circle jerks, exploited, run DMC, english beat, motley crue, neil diamond, judas priest, husker du, NERD, DI, crimson spectre, weezer, radio birdman, butthole surfers, am i forgetting anybody? yeah, garry fucking glitter...

Movies:

I like too much violence. Richard Kern's Hardcore series is good for this. (And for Hank Rollins with long hair!) Also, anything with teens, bad comedy or anything filmed in the 80's. I also like movies about modern dissaffection. Let's see, Natural Born Killers, True Romance, Donnie Darko, the Royal Tennanbaums, Goodfellas, Evil Dead 2, Halloween, (the original) Texas Chainsaw Massacre, (The original) Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, M, Dead Man, Battle Royale, Freaks, Last House on the Left, I Heart Huckabees, Sick, Ferris Bueller, Sid and Nancy, Happiness, Jarhead, Dream with the Fishes, Brokeback Mountain, Night of the Living Dead, Kids, Harold and Maude, Jackass 1 and 2, The Blair Witch Project, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pan's Labyrinth, The Departed, Rules of Attraction, Secretary, Cry Baby, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dazed and Confused, Superbad, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Farenheit 9/11, The Butcher Boy, Kevin Smith films, The Good Girl, The Believer, Rushmore, Silence of the Lambs, Half Nelson, Full Metal Jacket, and the four most important schools of western thought-- Old School, Summer School, Back to School and School of Rock

Television:

simpsons, carnivale, ( www.savecarnivale.org ) sopranos, six feet under, family guy, rescue me, anthony bourdain, the office, the shield, wonder showzen, invader zim, twin peaks, freaks and geeks, halloween specials, drake and josh marathons with my roomates, (yes, my crush on Drake Bell is random, unwholesome and completely age inappropriate and creepy) any and all football, (but especially skins) big love, 30 Rock, Top Chef, discovery and history channels are the only real "quality" programs i watch, though Nick at Nite rules. I also like anything so stupid it's offensive and I used to get all of my news from "Sightings." I find myself sucked into Prison Break because those boys are too too pretty. and yeah, i fucking watch who's the boss.

Books:

I was an english major, so there's no way i can write all these here. Suffice it to say, that if the author was drunk, incarcerated, into music, irish politics, leftist politics, poverty or drugs, i loved it. i like joyce, wilde, shakespere, camus, nabokov, easton ellis, braithwaite, brossard, hooks, cummings, ai, nin, i sound pretentious so I'll stop. Also, check out House of Leaves, Mauve Desert, Geek Love, The Girls Who Went Away, The Castle in the Forest and A People's History of the United States. NOW.

Heroes:

My parents, my aunts and uncles, Cathy and Paul's mom, Rodney Dangerfield, Wendy O. Williams, Blag Dahlia, Lydia Lunch, John Belushi, Brett Easton Ellis, Arthur Rimbaud, Eamon DeValera, Sam Kinison, Clarence, Alabama, Mickey and Mallory anyone who uses their middle finger as often as their head and their heart.

My Blog

Operation No Drinky...

...is going fine, except for a few Chicagoeans who shall remain nameless who KNOW WHO THEY ARE who keep inviting me to move to Chicago and start drinking again. Fulfilling my ancestors' legacy of bein...
Posted by Sarah Jane on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:14:00 PST

NEVER

WE WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THE EVENTS OF THIS PAST SUNDAY. NEVER EVER NEVER. Or as, Bobby Hill said, "Is it normal that I feel like I don't want to live anymore?"
Posted by Sarah Jane on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:10:00 PST

AND OH PS

Did I mention it's early autum and the skins are 2 and 0? And tommorow I kick ass at the baltimore aquarium. I fucking TOLD YOU things were going well...
Posted by Sarah Jane on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:05:00 PST

where the fuck im at

so i have alot of people asking me where the fuck i'm at. i'm still around, just being a dork, after some drinking...unpleasentness, I've decided to hop on that wagon once again. Least for a little wh...
Posted by Sarah Jane on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:06:00 PST

stoop dwelling

back home in dc now. back to sittin on my front stoop, waiting for garbage men to throw 2x4s into range rover Windshields, waiting for drivebys, waiting for my roomates to get off work so we can go to...
Posted by Sarah Jane on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:14:00 PST

away message

just got back in town from the left coast, which, as hard as it is for an east coast girl to admit was fucking perfect. and now i'm leaving again for two weeks, for my summer house in michigan. nothin...
Posted by Sarah Jane on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 07:34:00 PST

and finally...

1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection? that could fill a book. gary glitter, journey, some cheesy pop punk, justin timberlake, oar, 311...2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge la...
Posted by Sarah Jane on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

And yet another...

1. Who do you have a same sex crush on? Jennifer Love Hewwitt, and the bitch that plays Karen on Will and Grace 2. What was your first concert? Concert or show? Concert was Huwie Lewis and the News, (...
Posted by Sarah Jane on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:42:00 PST

One of these things again...

1. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?Now or two years ago? I'm kind of a puritan now... 2. Do you bite your toenails?Jesus. NO. 3. Are you a jealous person?you cheat on me in a d...
Posted by Sarah Jane on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

WE MUST HAVE BLOOD

I am going to have my own personal leatherface. i will keep him in my closet, sedated by the occasional makeout session with me, (and if you're wondering how I can make out with a guy who wears other ...
Posted by Sarah Jane on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:56:00 PST