Bastard Sons Of Boris Karloff

If its true that the devil went to Georgia, then its true that Boris Karloff went to The Vatican, and so as legend has it while filming a scene in an unknown Ed Wood film - 'Return of the mutant priest who tried to help man kind but then decided to go kidnapping women and climbing buildings IV', he stumbled drunk from the set and went off in search of some company. At the stroke of midnight on all hallows eve he fell through the door of the local mourge, thinking he'd found the town brothel, so 9 months later his unholy offspring sprung forth, and were looked after by the drunk mourge attendent - a strange man who shyd away from people only pausing to order cheese burgers and utter "ah thank you very much". One night our undead heroes happened upon a local country and western band that had crashed their tour bus into a biker gang. They promptly stole the good ol boys instruments and the bikers clothes and took to creating a cacophonous din straight from between the thighs of hell, ladies and ghouls be prepared for the BASTARD SONS OF BORIS KARLOFF!