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Gaff

World's wickedest worm.

About Me

There is a Red and Angry World out There...The World that Eats Your Wife...Eats Your Friends...Eats All the Things that Make You Human...And You Become a Monster---Alan Moore---Swamp Thing.

My Interests

Arson, Origami, Sea Monsters

Music:

Country, Punk, Oi!, Hardcore, Rockabilly, Ska, Surf, Goth

Movies:

The Ninth Configuration, The Ruling Class, Exorcist 3, Raging Bull, Santa Sangre, Last Tango in Paris, Naked, Crash, Maniac, Bird with the Crystal Plumage, Time Bandits, Blue Velvet, Re-Animator, The Gate, Day of the Dead, Dogday Afternoon, Forbidden Zone, The Last Tempation of Christ, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Bladerunner, Humanoids of the Deep, Sexy Beast, Barry Lyndon

Television:

The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Futurama, Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob Squarepants, The Sopranos, Deadwood

Books:

As I Lay Dying, The Plague, Denial of Death, Death on the Installment Plan, The Dark Half, Wise Blood, Killer Inside of Me, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Dubliners, Cult Movies 1-3, Splatter Movie Guides 1-2, Fangoria, GoreZone, Toxic Horror

Heroes:

Albert Camus, Rev. Jim Jones, Joe Coleman, Bob Flanagan, Joe Spinell, Commander USA

My Blog

A very Fangorian Oscars

Yeah they are up for the Oscar now, but some of the Nominations have monsters in their closets. A few on the list are respectable (Julie Christie in Don't Look Now) some are downright Fangorian (Hal H...
Posted by Gaff on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:44:00 PST

Doorstopper (just ask Jay)

Say I..m beautiful---Amazing.And you wish me A light to guideA light for my cigarettes---And most of all luck.Wish me a cureThat isn..t a bulletFrom a fucking gun.(straight from my heart)(fucker)Prete...
Posted by Gaff on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:16:00 PST

Left or Right.

Ah my child the rants and raves of the Left. I am neither Right nor Left. I am from the Looking Glass. No. An Independent. Then again ..yes.. to the Looking Glass. I am Godless, but do not balk at God...
Posted by Gaff on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST

A Girl Dies in Newark.

"You like this you don't you? You like to see my rage My Knife. You whore. I will cut you like swine you little bitch. You love this. I don't blame you. I don't blame you for liking this at all. Maybe...
Posted by Gaff on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:11:00 PST

Tragedy

Tragedy befalls us all. The black claws and hurried shadow of an ape Pound through heartsAs our loved ones die around usSevering families so carelesslyThat sick specter in sackcloth.A vomit of sorrow ...
Posted by Gaff on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST

Untitled

I am crackingFALLINGAPARTOn edgeCrackingSHATTERINGI feel like Im cracking ISCREAMandSCREAMNothing holds me togetherANYMORESewing my skin just producesRidges ofBLOODand HOLESANDLAUGHINGGod Help meI am ...
Posted by Gaff on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

Here

All your things are hereYou are still hereBesides the bedHere.I can't explain away your treasuresTo others if they comeHere.Only the dead leave everything behindLike this.Here.And you can't even see w...
Posted by Gaff on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:37:00 PST

Handol

All will beg here. Come here. Cut here.Voices. My hands shake. Knives. Razor fetish.I'd kill you. All. Nations. The Universe. I'm an addict.Dyskinetic signs. Withdrawal. And Heroin.And Handol.And a ba...
Posted by Gaff on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 10:29:00 PST

Sleep

Small steps. Destruction. Life is unbearable tonight. Small kisses. Rip at my. Lips. Begging. Did you not see me on my knees? Begging from the abyss with the abysmal fish? Drowning. Like ...
Posted by Gaff on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:15:00 PST

Sith Lord of Chaos, Vagarous

It has come to my attention that I am the Sith Lord of Chaos, Vagarous. It has been foretold, in tomes that I have not seen, that this day would come. It is upon us nowsweet children. Weep World the ...
Posted by Gaff on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:30:00 PST