at the suggestion of my best friend i have decided to list those i do NOT want to meet: i am not looking for a sugar daddy or any kind of un/solicited sex--that includes threesomes, golden showers, and having anyones baby; i am not posing nude or sending any nude photographs or cleaning anyones house naked (especially not for a quarter, you cheap fuck); i am not going to kick anyone in the balls or dom anyone in any way; i am also not looking for people to hurt me so if you are an abusive, jealous, or a drunken asshole or are angry, delusional, have a mommy complex, and deep-seated trust issues, please do not contact me! if you decide you are none of the above, please write me a message before requesting to be my friend (it's just polite). alrighty then ... who wants to be my friend?