i'm kanga, if only she kept a beer in her pouch and smoked cigarettes while doling out tough love .... i will clean up your blood and your puke; buy you a case of pbr, a pack of smokes, and i'll even give you a $20 from the nearest atm; i'll break up a fight and i'll sit down and mediate the entire 2 hour discussion following said fight; i will feed you, watch whatever movie's on tv with you, and i will dance late at night in my underwear to iron maiden with you; i'll let you play dress up in my clothes and help you apply makeup to your face; i'll shave your head and tell you if those shoes go with that sweater ....
adopt your own virtual pet!
