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amy

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm kanga, if only she kept a beer in her pouch and smoked cigarettes while doling out tough love .... i will clean up your blood and your puke; buy you a case of pbr, a pack of smokes, and i'll even give you a $20 from the nearest atm; i'll break up a fight and i'll sit down and mediate the entire 2 hour discussion following said fight; i will feed you, watch whatever movie's on tv with you, and i will dance late at night in my underwear to iron maiden with you; i'll let you play dress up in my clothes and help you apply makeup to your face; i'll shave your head and tell you if those shoes go with that sweater ....

adopt your own virtual pet!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

at the suggestion of my best friend i have decided to list those i do NOT want to meet: i am not looking for a sugar daddy or any kind of un/solicited sex--that includes threesomes, golden showers, and having anyones baby; i am not posing nude or sending any nude photographs or cleaning anyones house naked (especially not for a quarter, you cheap fuck); i am not going to kick anyone in the balls or dom anyone in any way; i am also not looking for people to hurt me so if you are an abusive, jealous, or a drunken asshole or are angry, delusional, have a mommy complex, and deep-seated trust issues, please do not contact me! if you decide you are none of the above, please write me a message before requesting to be my friend (it's just polite). alrighty then ... who wants to be my friend?

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