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Lucille

Mama doesn't care!

About Me

You may recognize me and my family from your local news, or Time magazine, or Jimmy Kimmel Live, World's Worst Drivers, or Bill O'Reilly's Most Ridiculous Item of the Day. I'm a youthful, vivacious socialite in the prime of my life looking for like-minded people.

My Interests

Wine, fashion, poetry, waterobics, breakfast burritos, classic films, champagne, love, Korean accessories, dinner parties, banner making, teaching valuable lessons, Spring Break, martinis, Botox

I'd like to meet:

Good lawyers High-ranking politicos Straightforward doctors Grateful children Enron wives Wealthy bachelors Financial planners David Gest

Movies:

Gone with the Wind
The Days of Wine and Roses
The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone
Dirty Harry
Auntie Mame
The Lost Weekend
Funny Face
Mildred Pierce
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Monster-in-Law
The Miracle Worker
All That Heaven Allows
Gypsy
Sunset Boulevard
Broadcast News
Play Misty for Me
The Magnificent Ambersons
The Thin Man
The First Wives' Club
A Streetcar Named Desire
That Touch of Mink
Singin' in the Rain
Parenthood
A Fistful of Dollars
Kiss Me Kate
Death Becomes Her
Hook
Holiday Inn
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Television:

Desperate Housewives
Nip/Tuck
All My Children
Antiques Roadshow
Anything on the Fine Living channel
Any of the great old prime-time soaps...Dynasty, Falcon Crest, Dallas, Knots Landing
All My Children
Frasier
M*A*S*H*
The Soup
The Larry Sanders Show
Murphy Brown
All in the Family
Soap
Six Feet Under
Judging Amy
The Golden Girls--but NOT Designing Women

Books:

Hollywood Wives
The Art of War
This Isn't What I Expected: Overcoming Postpartum Depression
Defensive Racism
Sonnets from the Portugese
Are You My Mother?
Macbeth
Conspiracy of Fools: A True Story
The Smartest Guys in the Room
Personality Disorders in Modern Life
Bitter with Baggage Seeks Same
The Devil Wears Prada
Diary of a Mad Housewife
Sybil

Heroes:

Laura Bush
Sue Ellen Ewing
Vivien Leigh
Joan Crawford
Judy Garland
Alexis Carrington
Elizabeth Taylor
Loretta Young
Pat Nixon
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Leona Helmsley

My Blog

Long time...

I miss my family. It's lonely on the lam.On the plus side, looks like I might get a chance to see them soon...Love,Lucille
Posted by Lucille on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:58:00 PST

S.O.B. (Save Our Bluths!)

Things have taken a turn for the worse.  Having been crushed by low stock sales, The Bluth Company is on the verge of bankruptcy, which means pretty soon we may have to shut things down.  N...
Posted by Lucille on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:32:00 PST

[CENSORED]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always hated the number thirteen. I'm not feeling well.
Posted by Lucille on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 11:19:00 PST

BASEBALL CAN LICK MY *BEEP*

That's right.  I said it. World *BEEP*ing Series, my ass.
Posted by Lucille on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 10:58:00 PST

...Annyong?

Dear Readers, Has anyone seen this boy? All right, all right, I'll admit.  I...may have been "drunk" when I adopted him.  I may or may not know his blood type...or eye color...or shoe size....
Posted by Lucille on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:20:00 PST

WHORES!

Readers, It has come to my attention that my disobedient son, Buster, has started up his own MySpace page.  Do not make friends with him; he is very impressionable and very innocent.  Don'...
Posted by Lucille on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:02:00 PST