"Say good-bye to your company, Michael. And say good-bye... ...to these ’cause it’s the last time!" --Kitty
"W-Worse that can happen is can I spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on! Oh, yeah, yeah. The guy in the... the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in three months. Come on! Oh. Why don’t I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit?!" --G.O.B.
"George Michael... Oh. Hey, I thought you were... When’s that voice going to drop? Where’s Kitty?" --George, Sr.
Ira Gilligan: Please, call me Ira. I don’t like Gilligan.
G.O.B.: Who doesn’t like Gilligan?
"Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ’Cause if it’s business, I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away, but I won’t be happy." --G.O.B.
"Wow. We’re just blowing through nap time, aren’t we?" --Buster
Michael: Since you’re devastating people, go ahead and tell G.O.B. that I’ll be telling the cops that it was him in the truck. So he’ll be joining me here. I’ve got a nice hard cot with his name on it.
Lucille: You’d do that to your own brother?
Michael: I said “cot.â€
"There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason." --George, Sr.
"I’m an ideas man, Michael. I think I’ve proved that with (Bleep) Mountain." --G.O.B.
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