Favorite Simpsons Quotes:
Homer: "I'm no super-genius, or are I?"
Homer: "I came out of the elephant's MOUTH, right? Because I already showered once today."
Homer: "Distracted...does anyone ever get 'tracted?' Let me call the suicide hotline and ask."
Homer: "Gime...what's a gime? Ohhhh, a GIME."
Homer: "Le Grille...what the hell is that???"
Marge: "Your father wanted to name you Bartzina."
Homer: "On second thought, I AM Brenda Winecooler."
Homer: "Correction. The first blimp who got her pregnant."
Mr. Burns: "Then we discovered rain makes it catch fire."
Homer: "Phobos...that's a good job for me."
Homer: "Why do things that happen to stupid people happen to me?"
Marge: "Homer, don't drink and drive!"--Homer: "Fine, I'll drive between sips."
Fake Homer: "B'oh!"
Marge: "Here comes the Shaq Attack!"
Homer: "A talking moose wants my credit card number...that's only fair."
Homer: "The...all...ighty...ollar...hehe I get it!"
Homer: "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
Moe: "I'm just going to call the suicide hotline...and they've blocked my number."
Radio Announcer: "Homer Simpson is presumed missing and bald."--Homer: "Wrong again, liberal media."
Announcer: "From Apollo Theater in Harlem, New York, it's the Krusty Komedy Klassic!"
Homer: "...and one of those rapping toilet seats."--Rapper: "Yo yo yo, keep it on the low-flow."-- Homer: "Hehe, I'm hanging that over the mantle."
Ralph: "I'm a brick!"
Lisa: "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB. What's that extra B for?" -- Homer: "That's a typo."
Maggie's Typing Toy: "You are a disappointment to Ha Oma Eh Er."
Wiggum: "Um, what does my badge say? Cash...bribes...only."
Homer: "Golden Grahams, oh those Golden Grahams...Crispy crunchy graham cereal, brand new breakfast treat!"
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Good ones. Could just survive on Old School if needed.
Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Alias, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Lost, Coach, Wings, MacGyver, Arrested Development, Conan O'Brien, Letterman, Leno, The Daily Show, AOTS, X-Play, Mr. Bean, Veronica Mars, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Monk, Family Guy, Futurama, DS9, South Park, Real Time With Bill Maher, Prison Break, Fawlty Towers, Cheers
The following shows suck: Entourage (with a capital S), Weeds, Grey's Anatomy, House, Desperate Housewives, Reality Shows, and lots more.
The Count of Monte Cristo, A Tale of Two Cities, and a few others.
An overrated show.