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KRis

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About Me

Sophie, may God rest your soul. You were such a wonderful girl and you meant so much to so many. I hope you're in Heaven right now looking down on us. I will never forget you.
Buzz Bakesale 2007! ..

Dolphins v Bengals...the end of an error ..

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My Interests

Favorite Simpsons Quotes:

Homer: "I'm no super-genius, or are I?"

Homer: "I came out of the elephant's MOUTH, right? Because I already showered once today."

Homer: "Distracted...does anyone ever get 'tracted?' Let me call the suicide hotline and ask."

Homer: "Gime...what's a gime? Ohhhh, a GIME."

Homer: "Le Grille...what the hell is that???"

Marge: "Your father wanted to name you Bartzina."

Homer: "On second thought, I AM Brenda Winecooler."

Homer: "Correction. The first blimp who got her pregnant."

Mr. Burns: "Then we discovered rain makes it catch fire."

Homer: "Phobos...that's a good job for me."

Homer: "Why do things that happen to stupid people happen to me?"

Marge: "Homer, don't drink and drive!"--Homer: "Fine, I'll drive between sips."

Fake Homer: "B'oh!"

Marge: "Here comes the Shaq Attack!"

Homer: "A talking moose wants my credit card number...that's only fair."

Homer: "The...all...ighty...ollar...hehe I get it!"

Homer: "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

Moe: "I'm just going to call the suicide hotline...and they've blocked my number."

Radio Announcer: "Homer Simpson is presumed missing and bald."--Homer: "Wrong again, liberal media."

Announcer: "From Apollo Theater in Harlem, New York, it's the Krusty Komedy Klassic!"

Homer: "...and one of those rapping toilet seats."--Rapper: "Yo yo yo, keep it on the low-flow."-- Homer: "Hehe, I'm hanging that over the mantle."

Ralph: "I'm a brick!"

Lisa: "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB. What's that extra B for?" -- Homer: "That's a typo."

Maggie's Typing Toy: "You are a disappointment to Ha Oma Eh Er."

Wiggum: "Um, what does my badge say? Cash...bribes...only."

Homer: "Golden Grahams, oh those Golden Grahams...Crispy crunchy graham cereal, brand new breakfast treat!"

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I'd like to meet:

Danica

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Music:


Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Shadows Fall, Mute Math, Deftones, lostprophets, Mudvayne, Taproot, Trapt, Earshot, Rogue Wave, The Bravery, Rise Against, Korn, Disturbed, Dream Theater, Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Chevelle, Bullet for My Valentine, nonpoint, Linkin Park, Saliva, H.I.M., Pink Floyd, Papa Roach, White Stripes, Paramore, 311, Alter Bridge, NIN, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, 36crazyfists, evergreen terrace, Evanescence, Shinedown, Ill Nino, Fall Out Boy, The Police, R.E.M.

Movies:

Good ones. Could just survive on Old School if needed.

Television:


Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Alias, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Lost, Coach, Wings, MacGyver, Arrested Development, Conan O'Brien, Letterman, Leno, The Daily Show, AOTS, X-Play, Mr. Bean, Veronica Mars, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Monk, Family Guy, Futurama, DS9, South Park, Real Time With Bill Maher, Prison Break, Fawlty Towers, Cheers
The following shows suck: Entourage (with a capital S), Weeds, Grey's Anatomy, House, Desperate Housewives, Reality Shows, and lots more.

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo, A Tale of Two Cities, and a few others.

Heroes:

An overrated show.

My Blog

5000 blog views!

Coo coo!  And pot smokers are still morons
Posted by KRis on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:40:00 PST

Dr. Feelgood’s

Checked it out tonight for a bit at Clematis.  Not really my thing in general, but it was a pretty cool place, if a bit loud.  Might go back again one year :p
Posted by KRis on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:20:00 PST

Bad always comes with the good

So I had dinner with my Dad at Buca tonight, as he is in town briefly.  It was very good and we’ll be having breakfast in the morning.  I can’t wait for my parents and dogs to be...
Posted by KRis on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:53:00 PST

Nevermind?

I guess JT's not leaving Miami unless he retires....
Posted by KRis on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 10:05:00 PST

Jason Taylor...gone...

The final remnant of the Dolphins as we knew them is about gone...with him going on Dancing With the Assclowns, maybe this isn't such a bad thing...
Posted by KRis on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:26:00 PST

Nice work Parcells

Bill's a genius...he managed to make me totally unexcited about 2008 with our free-agent "haul."   Sean Ryan?  Justin Smiley?  Who are these people?  Why, with our 40 million ...
Posted by KRis on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:24:00 PST

Sounds good to me!

http://www.thephinsider.com/story/2008/2/22/0214/90535 Quick summary of this article:  Sounds like we have options...trade the 1 pick to Dallas as mentioned earlier, and now possibly a trade to A...
Posted by KRis on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:06:00 PST

Lindsay Lohan...OMG

nuff said... She shows more, but I can't post as MySpace doesn't allow nudity
Posted by KRis on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:44:00 PST

Crappy Valentine’s Day

Bask in the shittiest day of the year...a day where either you get to be reminded of being alone, OR you get to spend lots of money on some stupid ho-bag.
Posted by KRis on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:51:00 PST

2/3/08....I’ll never forget it

Yesterday could NOT have gone better than it did.  One of the best days I could imagine on so many levels.  From getting to meet Bob Griese with Mike at the Hard Rock in Hollywood, to finall...
Posted by KRis on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:38:00 PST