OUR HAPPY LITTLE FAMILY
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? MobTelevision is an independant film production company based in Baltimore, Maryland. We are always looking for new actors, producers and crew. We are usually avoiding creditors, governmental authorities, and stalkers. So if you fit the description of the former rather than the latter drop us a line.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? MobTelevision wants you to see their films... laugh at their films... love their films. Then we would like for someone to give us lots and lots of free money. After that we have some vague plans for global domination, but for now having you go to our website and watch our stuff will do.
WHAT IS THAT SMELL? That is more than likely all of our previous members. We have them locked in the basement. You know, come to think of it I have not given them any food or water for a while. I'll have to check on that after I am done writing this.
WERE THEY ALL RIGHT? I don't want to talk about it.
