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Jon

The moment god created the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them

About Me

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And this older one too...

I apparently am to cool to be a flavor of pocky.
I tried these recently and they are really yummy.

what flavor pocky are you?
[c] sugardew

My Interests

filmmaking, writing, acting, improvisational comedy, homemade explosives, etc.

I'd like to meet:

jesus, buddha, mohammad... myself.

Music:

polisix, spoozys, ooioo, aavikko, tipsy, current 93, coil, throbbing gristle, mrs. migillacutty's 3rd grade music class at ps 103 in scranton new jersey.

Movies:

too many to list.

Television:

the prisoner, black books, corner gas, father ted, max headroom, little britain, strangers with candy, arrested development, dead like me, any show that the networks deemed to heady or strange and cancelled.

Books:

tao te ching, das energy, cosmic trigger (hell, anything by robert anton wilson), exopsychology, the book of the law, the bible (heck, I like fiction as much as the next guy.).

Heroes:

jesus, buddha, mohammad... myself.

My Blog

hurry up and... you know.

Here I sit, waiting.  I hate to wait.  I have never been a patient person.  I want "it", (it being whatever the hell it is that I want at the moment) and I want "it" now.  As a c...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST

ferrets never fret.

The fact of the matter is that I worry. I wish I did not, but alas I do. I wish that I were the type of person who could just watch life around them and just drink it in, in spite of its many flaws, b...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:36:00 PST

Wasting time. (yours and mine)

Wow.  I now apparently have a job where I have time to sit and blog.  I must consider taking advantage of this sometime.  Perhaps now.  Nah.  I am not feeling inspired. I am ...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST

Tell me what the [email protected] to do.

The thing about being me is that it is always interesting.  Sometimes I wish that I could be bored for just a while but, sadly I am never granted that gift of serenity.  In the past few mont...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST

Mental masturbation.

Sometimes, when I really think about it, I realize that I don't much like thinking.  It always seems to get me into trouble.  So I find myself in the odd position of being jealous ...
Posted by Jon on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:35:00 PST

Blah

Fuck Humans.
Posted by Jon on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:46:00 PST

A poll.

As you can tell I am not yet sure where I fall in the blog poetry debate.  Yes or no?  Yes to poetry?  Stick to essays?  Please elaborate. Jon
Posted by Jon on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:33:00 PST

Self indulgent tripe.

while the anti-celibate celebrate that celebrities are not celibate and the connoisseurs all contemplate fillet of halibut for the hell of it the TVs screech and chatter the newest philosophical...
Posted by Jon on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:48:00 PST

The truth is...

...that sometimes you are wrong.  Just, deal with it. Jon
Posted by Jon on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:05:00 PST

Enter title here

This is the first line of my blog. Usually it is stunning and a little strange.  It is meant to invoke some sort of emotional response and catch your interest.  After that in the body o...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:14:00 PST