My name is Malcolm -- and yes, I'm probably the one your grandmother warned you about.
I'm a professional artist, living in Houston, Texas. I've had a varied and fairly successful career as a writer, poet, designer, publisher, and nightclub owner. I've been a champion slam poet, and toured as such with Lollapalooza in 1994.
...and for the majority of my life, I've been having a crazy love affair with the whole human race.
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Some of my paintings (though none very recent, I'm afraid)...
Excerpts from a quarterly zine I've produced, called Despair. I do these drawings with Sharpee markers and a monochrome oil pastel on cocktail napkins. Because I'm cheap. And I drink. Copies of Despair are available in limited editions of 100 per issue, signed and numbered, for forty dollars per copy. Order now while supplies last...
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Notes on Camp: My ancestors, on both sides of the family, were interesting enough. My mother's family were English, Welsh, and French, with a little white Russian thrown in for reasons of gastronomical integrity and occasional acumenical irrationality. My father was born in Scotland. His mother was descended from an ancient line of Austro-Hungarian aristocrats who really got the short end of the stick in World Wars I & II. But their penultimate humiliation and embarrassment, I dare to say, finally arrived in the person of Yours Truly.
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I'm just catchin' some winks...
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What kind of cigarette are you? (pics)
BLACK DEATH
You're Black Death! Strong cigarettes, very very very strong... Expensive and tough...
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You Are 8% Bipolar
You're so stable, people wonder if you're really human.
You totally have your emotions under control - and know how to deal with life's ups and downs.
Are You Bipolar?
Green Acres is the place for me, and Absinthe takes me there.
Morpheus, my love
