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nancevil

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About Me

Professional Assassin

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Paul Weller, Andy Lau, Steve Coogan, Sammo Hung, Donnie Yen, James May, Simon Yam, Super Hans; but not you.
You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Blog

Totem pole?

After having a heart attack last year and becoming part cyborg my father has had to give up his hobby of welding odd yard art that looks like it belongs in a Tim Burton film.  So what does a 76 year o...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:16:00 GMT

Escape from Cat Mountain

Last night I kept hearing the back door open and close - no big deal except the alarm beeping each time.  So I asked Chris what he was doing.  The visiting evil terrier from next door h...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 11:16:00 GMT

Working Downtown

I started a new job last week but this week is the first week I was actually in my office (first days were spent at a conf).  Anyhoo, my office is at 10th & Congress and getting into downtown...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:01:00 GMT

East Bound and Down - a moment of silence please

NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- Jerry Reed, a singer who became a good ol' boy actor in car chase movies like "Smokey and the Bandit," has died of complications from emphysema at 71..... Grammy-winning s...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:48:00 GMT

Warning: it’s a SHAM!

Bello is not a "comic daredevil" he is some type of mutant clown/mime or something - do not attend!  No I have never seen him but I just know these things. Tiger tamers, high-wire ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:00:00 GMT

I will be very disappointed if this is not true

PALO ALTO, Calif. -- It's more than 7-feet tall. Weighs over 500 pounds and walked upright -- three "Bigfoot" seekers, including a Redwood City man, Wednesday claimed they have proof that they have fo...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:07:00 GMT

I think I might know someone responsible for this honor

The Hardest-Drinking Cities in America Austin, Texas, is famous for its parties. People flock from around the world to attend events like the annual South by Southwest film and music festival. And wh...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:20:00 GMT

Why I will never see the new Batman movie..

evil clowns.
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:38:00 GMT

Hummer = Dummer

I know I spelled it incorrectly but that is OK in this situation.  First of all, I am not sure if anyone needs an "urban assault" type vehicle in Austin except the swat team.  Sec...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:10:00 GMT

See, it’s all about your choices

I hope this will make people stop trying to blame fast food for making them fat: QUINTON, Va. (AP) - A Virginia man lost about 80 pounds in six months by eating nearly every meal at McDonald...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:09:00 GMT